…can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen.
… Cannonball!!!”
That was not in context with the following, but I felt a Ron Burgandy quote was required, since, after all, it is a Moan-day.
Oh yeah. That’s […]
Tags: Stuff
Get on plane. Head west. Then south. Then aim for the empty spot in the middle of the Pacific. There on a little tiny island in a string of islands, you will find me sitting on a beach laughing that you are reading this instead of sitting here with me.
Sucker!
Jess and I […]
Tags: Stuff
… that are ok to throw at your significant other
Pillows (all sizes)
Rolls of toilet paper
Yesterday’s socks
The old bed sheets
Marshmellows
His/Her own clothing
A rolled up blanket
Snowballs
Volleyballs
Just about any balls
… that are not ok to throw at your significant other
Toaster
The dog
Your dirty undies
Frozen meats
Cans of soup
The measuring tape
Books
Kleenex box
Grandma’s ashes
The special toys under the bed
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The Danskin Triathlon was on Sunday… and it was hot. I mean hot, hot, hot.
Did I mention it was hot? Thank goodness I was in the shade most of the day. But my wife wasn’t. Oh, no… she had to swim, bike and run. This was her first […]
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Blame your not-so-busy-but-far-too-busy-to-actually-write schedule
Blame your need to work out in the mornings and too tired in the evenings
Blame your job and your workload
Blame joining Netflix
Blame the internet when you open your web browser and start clicking
Blame your reading of email, again, for the 20th time, even though nothing is new
Blame your videogame of the moment
Blame […]
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After seeing Pirates 2, I can honestly say that I am looking forward to Pirates 3 (May 25th 2007).
For those that don’t know the storyline, the movie picks up with the three main characters shortly after the events of the last movie. Unfortunately the consequences are harsh. Elizabeth is at a wedding with no groom, […]
Tags: Movies
… to ignore the phone
The ringing is annoying
Answering it once only invites more calls
It rarely is someone you actually want to talk to
Someone always wants something
Why stop the movie?
Again, why stop the movie?
Or the videogame, for that matter? Puh-lease.
They actually don’t need anything, they just want to chat and burn some time
They will ramble, especially […]
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My wife is smart. She may think otherwise, but she is an intuitive individual that has her smarts in far different parts of her cranium than I do. But sometimes she definitely has her blonde moments.
Yesterday, at work, she was talking with some of her fellow coworkers at the front desk of the […]
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Old Man’s War by John Scalzi
What a good book. Zipped me along so fast that I had it done and read in a day. The premise is pretty simple: John Perry is a 75 year old widower that visits the grave of his wife on his birthday and then heads for […]
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Some of the top things that really kind of irk me… beware of snap judgements, close minded opinions and general idiocy ahead. More after the jump.
