Slurm
Oh delicious Slurm!
Leela: Fry, don’t drink it from the river!
Fry: But… I… am… so… thirsty!
Ah… the great Slurm from Futurama. My version is so much easier to make and doesn’t involve a huge giant worm pooping it into green cans. I love the Willy Wonka, mass beverage company, and Mountain Dew jokes as much as the next guy, but watching Fry hammer down a can of the slime after seeing the queen make it really kind of freaks me out.
So here is a safer version which does not involve space worm queen poop.
Take a Smirnoff Ice (the new recipe sucks, however it still works) and add a shot of Midori to it. Refreshing summer drink and great over crushed ice. A melon cooler by another name, and Buca di Beppo calls it something all girly. I can’t remember what. I stole it from those corporate clowns and made it my own. Melon refresh this, Italian restaurant goons!
My Slurm is delicious.

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