9 out of 10 monkeys believe they are not behind glass

… to ignore the phone

1. The ringing is annoying
2. Answering it once only invites more calls
3. It rarely is someone you actually want to talk to
4. Someone always wants something
5. Why stop the movie?
6. Again, why stop the movie?
7. Or the videogame, for that matter? Puh-lease.
8. They actually don’t need anything, they just want to chat and burn some time
9. They will ramble, especially when you don’t want them to
10. They will call back if it is important