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10 ways to rationalize not writing that novel…

July 17th, 2006 · No Comments

  1. Blame your not-so-busy-but-far-too-busy-to-actually-write schedule
  2. Blame your need to work out in the mornings and too tired in the evenings
  3. Blame your job and your workload
  4. Blame joining Netflix
  5. Blame the internet when you open your web browser and start clicking
  6. Blame your reading of email, again, for the 20th time, even though nothing is new
  7. Blame your videogame of the moment
  8. Blame your significant other, dogs, kids, etc for wanting attention
  9. Blame the world for interrupting you whenever you actually try to write
  10. Blame the fact that you have no plot, one dimensional characters, and write like you are in Junior High.

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