10 things…

… that are ok to throw at your significant other

  1. Pillows (all sizes)
  2. Rolls of toilet paper
  3. Yesterday’s socks
  4. The old bed sheets
  5. Marshmellows
  6. His/Her own clothing
  7. A rolled up blanket
  8. Snowballs
  9. Volleyballs
  10. Just about any balls

… that are not ok to throw at your significant other

  1. Toaster
  2. The dog
  3. Your dirty undies
  4. Frozen meats
  5. Cans of soup
  6. The measuring tape
  7. Books
  8. Kleenex box
  9. Grandma’s ashes
  10. The special toys under the bed
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