discardia

Another 4th come, another 4th gone.
Like most holidays, I think that the 4th is more for the kids than the adults. Sure some goons like getting all liquored up and acting like retarded kids with explosives, but for the most part, its the kids that get the most enjoyment out of seeing high explosives […]

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Oh delicious Slurm!
Leela: Fry, don’t drink it from the river!
Fry: But… I… am… so… thirsty!
Ah… the great Slurm from Futurama. My version is so much easier to make and doesn’t involve a huge giant worm pooping it into green cans. I love the Willy Wonka, mass beverage company, and Mountain Dew jokes as […]

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Gore Verbinski surprised me when the first Pirates was released three years ago. (Wow, three years already?) Heck, the entire Disney team suprised the world with the movie. Can you imagine how huge of a flop it could have been? Especially when you are talking about a movie built around the revamping […]

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My wisdom teeth are out. All four of them are sitting on my counter in a little brown envelope. It is quite morbid to hold four of your teeth in the palm of your hand and see the dried blood in every little nook and crevice. Especially when there is bone matter on […]

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