Myspace is mostly for tards

Seriously. Self absorbed tards. Dee dee dee!

I read an article today about Myspace and the deeper meaning of the social networks.  Much of it was about how interactions occur between the next generation, current generation, and the resulting economic impacts. And I think alot of the article is right on. Dead on. But I have some things to add…

My observations:

Every site is an eyesore and a great example in shit-poor design. I hope none of these tards ever ever ever decides to try to go into Graphic or Web Design. My eyes are still hurting. I think my brain has melted and I am much more stupid-er for looking at those sites.

Then you have every attention whore in the world looking for other shallow people to “hang” with “cuz” they are “cuties”. Gag me. With a bowling ball.

They are all total tools, every single one of them. Don’t they realize that they are being unknowingly exploited by massive marketing efforts? Myspace is the largest aggregation of youth, teen and young adult data on THE PLANET. What do you think “they” are using that for? Commercial prospects to USE YOU TARDS market products to you. You are just dollar signs. Self absorbed dollar signs, but dollar signs nonetheless. “Thanks for the add! Now check out my sexy photos!” Don’t even get me started on soft porn and the silly people that fall for it.

Oh and I love the people my age trying to act like teenagers. Grow up posers.

And if I see one more self-portrait that involves a wierd camera angle and some mopey look, I will claw my eyes out. Browsing myspace, it seems that you either have the extremely depressed losers, or self absorbed losers… hard to tell sometimes. The line can be so thin, and it takes time to weed through the masses to find a couple worthwhile contacts. So snap judgment time: they are all tards.

And, um, I have a page on Myspace. So I guess I am tool of the system and, in turn, a partial tard. And a hypocrite as well! But at least I am self aware enough to realize I am full of shit… some of the people on myspace, I fear, will never actually know what they are.

Pity.

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