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I have wanted a pair of these for a year now. Too bad they cost like 500 bucks, and oh, the fact that I have no left knee right now.

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I am a dumb ass. Floppy ears, pointy snout, hairy tail. Nick Bottom, I am. In love with a beautiful woman, yet I have a head of an ass.
“I must to the barber’s, monsieur; for
methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face; and I
am such a tender ass, if my […]

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More info here. I saw Labyrinth the other day and David Bowie is doing the whole “spinning glass orb” hand thing. This is the same thing. Interesting side note: Bowie was not actually doing the contact juggling in that movie, it was a professional contact juggler. Like this one:

Try it and realize […]

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I had a rough childhood. Nothing like I grew up in Compton and I had to survive gangbangers and all that. No it wasn’t like that. But then again, it wasn’t a childhood that I would wish on anyone or do over again. I know that I would become a different […]

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I have been hit by the truck of my own bravado.
Here is the scene:
Corey and I, two brave souls at the furthest point of penetration into enemy lines, were safely hiding behind a bunker wall not even ten yards away from an enplacement of three enemy troops. I look at Corey and tell him […]

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