Cold pop
Note to world: I truly love a cold pop.
Not just cold. But fingers-stick-to-the-can-cold.
Cold like the arctic. At midnight. In the middle of an ice age. Next to a tub of liquid nitrogen.
Diet Coke is sooooo delicious when it is soooooo cold just touching it to lips causes it to freeze up.
Mmmmmmm… Cokeslush. Sounds like a very dangerous drug.
You heard it here first, folks. As Stephen Cobert would say, that is today’s Word.
The new sensation in the illicit drug circles of America: Cokeslush.
Fond rememberances of youth can now start with:
“And this one time, I was sooooo wasted on Cokeslush…”
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