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Entries from October 2006

Casinos are full of woe

October 20th, 2006 · No Comments

Pensioners, blue haired old people wieghed heavily upon by all the world’s woes, bent by the ravages of time and duty, playing fistful of dollars, over and over again to the delight of the Casino’s owners and employees. Next to them, the underwage, underpaid, fringe refuse of human society, wagering their souls and welfare checks […]

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A very important lesson

October 17th, 2006 · No Comments

In recent months, I have learned a very important lesson when it comes to staffing and hiring people.
1. Do not take personnel recommendations from people you know seriously. A grain of salt is required. A half-ton grain.
and…
2. First impressions really can pan out to be correct. Even if you know […]

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Dove Self Esteem (the photoshop work is very creepy)

October 16th, 2006 · No Comments


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Bucket of meat

October 16th, 2006 · No Comments

I had a friend in high school that was inadvertently hilarious. Most of the time, without realizing it, he would say something so subversively funny, we couldn’t help but not laugh. There was this one time when we were standing in the line of the local Subway, waiting to place our sandwich orders. […]

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Yet another abhorrent list

October 13th, 2006 · No Comments

HAHA! Get it? Abhorrent list. Abhorrent. Abhor. A list of things I hate.
Oh nevermind.

I hate close talkers
I hate the smell of ginger
I hate how people hate and love America at the same time
I hate the rednecks that drive people to hate America
I hate when men leer
I hate gravel voices
I hate when people […]

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Hummer poop

October 12th, 2006 · No Comments

The xB of the family. Hummer poop to some, ugly to others, adorable to my wife.
Much like food, everyone has their own tastes in cars.

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Chinese Worm

October 12th, 2006 · No Comments

My work got hit by a worm this week. It completely blindsided us just because of the uniqueness of the attack and the spectacular rampage it went through despite having Antivirus and Windows patches up-to-date.
It doesn’t have a name. Literally. It is not on any of the AntiVirus websites, it is not […]

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A poor 5ives imitation

October 10th, 2006 · No Comments

5ive things I would make as my First Order as President of the United States

All political campaign TV and Radio commercials are hereby banned
All campaigning must be done through print (internet, newspaper, magazine)
Video based appearances can only be moderated debates
All campaigns must speak for their own stance, not shitting on the competition’s.
The party system must […]

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Hell’s Grannies

October 9th, 2006 · No Comments


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That damn hump

October 9th, 2006 · No Comments

Sustainable fitness is hard. And as I said, food really is where the battle is at. You conquer the food issue, you have already won a huge part of the war on bad health.
But what about the pumping iron, sweaty, no pain, no gain thing? This is where I can geek out […]

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