9 out of 10 monkeys believe they are not behind glass

Bill: [approaching Socrates] How’s it going? I’m Bill, and this is Ted. We’re from the future.
Ted: [whispering to Bill] Now what?
Bill: I dunno… Philosophize with him!
Ted: [clears his throat, to Socrates] “All we are is dust in the wind,” dude.
[Socrates gives them a blank stare]
Bill: [scoops up a pile of dust from the basin before them and lets it run out of his hand] Dust.
[he blows the remainder away]
Bill: Wind.
Ted: [points at Socrates] Dude.
[Socrates gasps]