Archive for July, 2007
I present the word of the day: “Swag” (I always hear it pronounced sh-wag, and not s-wag.)
Swag is the cool stuff that companies send you when they desperately want your business.
I got a polo in the mail today (a really nice golf one too) from a company that we recently did some business with. Which got me to thinking… how many other of our previous suppliers would be willing to grift me some nice shirts?
So I opened my outlook contacts and started sending witty and entertaining emails.
We will see how many vendors reply and actually send me one.
Pictures to come? We will see.
6 emails sent so far…
***Update***
- 3 replied an affirmative via email! Sweet!
***Update***
- 2 shirts in! w00t!
In the push for reducing the need for foreign oil, you would think that we would be seeing a boom in small commuter vehicles on the market. And I am not talking a Mini Cooper or a VW Rabbit… I am talking full-on small scale small engine vehicles. Like the Commuter Car’s Tango, or any number of small commuter concepts. But yet, they are all still concepts or expensive as hell.
The cost is too high for these small corp products, all because of scale. They have to charge higher to cover the higher costs from being a small fry.
Another point, the Foreign Oil thing has been at the forefront of the popular consciousness for years now. The war in Iraq and the increase in violence in the middle east has been on for years as well. 9/11 happened in 2001. 6 years ago!
How long does it take a major manufacturer (GM, Toyota, Ford) to design such a vehicle, or even buy an existing design, and certify a vehicle with the feds? 18 months? 24 months? Cisco (a major Information Technology player, has made their business boom by buying other companies and their unique designs or technology and rebranding them as Cisco products. If it works for Cisco, why can’t a design be purchased by one of the big automakers? There seems to be no shortage of concepts out there.)
The math does not seem to add up. The market seems ripe for a small scale, high powered, gas sipping (or even electric) commuter vehicle for one or two people. A motorcycle without the the cycle… an enclosed canopy that is fun to drive, relatively safe, and can get to point B from point A in relative comfort. I would buy one.
I would think it would sell like crazy in larger cities with significant commutes. Right? I would think if economies of scale is the issue, then a big automaker would alleviate some of that. Reducing technology costs, etc, for a major distribution to large cities while keeping the price down so it is actually affordable for most families.
Do we have to wait until gas hits 10 bucks a gallon before someone makes the first move?
Now that the widespread distribution of the crack fix known as Harry Potter has occurred, we can all start to make observations about the material, the experience, and the ultimate sadness as we know no more fixes will be coming in the future.
Which kind of sucks and it kind of doesn’t.
It sucks because this is the last view into the world of Muggles, Quidditch, and all things Harry.
But it doesn’t suck because I read other books. This is just one cool world. There are thousands out there. Hopefully the addicts figure that out before they collectively throw themselves from tall and imposing structures and natural wonders.
9 out 10 Harry Potter suicides will be found with a crushed broom between their legs.
On a different note, Book 7 should translate well into a film. Which is surprising. Because the other 6 books don’t. They require a shitload of editing and creative changes to fit into a 2 hour film. It almost feels as if this book was written to better fit the silver screen. It’s weird. Maybe its because I read it right after seeing the latest movie release.
I don’t know.
But addicts celebrate! You still have two more movies to look forward to!
…and then you can all try to get your broomsticks to fly.
Or the lengths we go to for email. Ha.
From here (thanks Lifehacker):
Designer Mike Davidson says many email messages he receives take more time for him to answer than they did for the sender to write. So he’s instituted a new email policy: no message he sends out will be more than 5 sentences.
And also see this:
Everyone’s so worried about offending by email that they try to make it more human and more friendly at the cost to everyone’s productivity, without a great increase in human connection. While short snappy emails and short snappy replies might come across as curt, research suggests that such messages lead to the highest productivity. That’s because short emails are easy to handle. They keep communications moving along in a way that long emails don’t.
Always a fun topic for me since my boss needs plenty.
From here:
I’ve worked for huge corporations and tiny firms, and whenever I switch from one to the other I have to do a certain amount of unlearning and re-learning when it comes to social habits.
With a corporation, you should only tell your boss about success you’ve attained or problems you need him to solve. This is because corporate managers deal mainly in delegations, introductions, and schedules. If you tell a corporate manager about a problem only you can solve, he/she will think, ah, they’re telling me about a problem they have, I don’t know how to solve it, so I’ll delegate this to XYZ person. Then you end up with XYZ person tripping all over the problem space, trying to figure it out, while you try to implement the solution.
You could have thought, aha, here’s my manager, I’ll just keep them up to date, but if you don’t keep them up to date in the right way, your schedule could be compromised by their very attempt to help. Many people respond to this by blaming the manager, but that’s because the tech culture has a very irresponsible attitude towards communication. If you’re on schedule, you say something to somebody, and now you’re off schedule, that’s your doing.
Now conversely, with a small business, you need to justify your time. Small businesses are more budget-conscious. This is true even for prosperous businesses on expensive projects with well-funded clients; it’s not a matter of being on a budget per se, but of focus. Large corporations aim for economies of scale. Small businesses aim for efficiency. This is why innovations always come first from small companies. It also means your client or manager will need a different level of detail.
Small companies also have much smaller social networks, so your higher-up will not be thinking in terms of, is this under control or do I need to do some delegating or make some introductions? Your boss, or client, or whomever, is going to be thinking more in terms of, is this done, and how long will it take, and what steps remain? (Also, if you charge a hefty rate, your client may want to be sure you’re not doing anything simple or basic that they could offload to one of their more affordable people.)
It’s important to keep this in mind. Talking to a corporate manager the way you talk to a small business owner results in the corporate manager thinking you’re overwhelmed and don’t know what you’re doing. Talking to a small business owner the way you talk to a corporate manager results in the small business owner thinking you’re self-important and wasting time. (And this is, of course, assuming in either case optimal corporate managers and optimal small business owners. Any dysfunctions in either case can of course mean further compounded communication errors.)
And from here:
1. Meet your boss’s needs. This is the first and most important key to getting to “yes.” Everything else in this article is a footnote to this point.
2. Pick your battles. I have a basic rule when it comes to pitching my boss: I don’t take a swing unless I am confident I will hit the ball. I would encourage you to do the same. Don’t make the pitch unless you intend to make the sale. Your credibility as a manager is at stake—with your boss, your peers, and your direct reports.
3. Do your homework. I’ve already mentioned this in passing, but it is worth repeating here and amplifying. In my experience, this is the number one reason why people don’t get to “yes.” They simply haven’t thought the proposal through. As a result, it is full of holes. Each of these provides an easy out for the boss and a quick “no” for you.
4. “Bullet proof” your proposal. This is where the battle is won or lost. Unfortunately, it’s a step that most people skip—to their own detriment. Spending 30 minutes working on this is the best investment you could make.
5. Make the pitch. Schedule a time to make the pitch. Pick a time when your boss is likely to be the most receptive. Has it been a bad month? Don’t schedule an appointment right after he’s likely to get the news. Is he more alert in the morning or the afternoon? Use some common sense and try to schedule the meeting when you have the best chance of success.
6. Accept responsibility for the outcome. When I was further down the food chain, I used to hear my peers constantly complain about how unreasonable their boss was or how bureaucratic the company was. Blah, blah, blah. They had a thousand and one excuses for why they didn’t “make the sale.” Few of them were willing to accept the fact that their proposal just wasn’t that compelling. Their presentation skills sucked, and it was easier for them to blame someone else rather than accept responsibility for the outcome. As a result, they missed the opportunity to improve their skills.
The 7th book is pretty much what everyone is expecting. Many of the speculative rumors are true.
To be honest, I thought all the loose threads were tied up, and it gave a satisfactory conclusion. Good follow through and ending by JK Rowling. But the epilogue was a bit rushed/weird/unbalanced/afterthought.
We are expecting the hardcover book to arrive on our doorstep on Saturday-ish from Amazon. But I just couldn’t wait. I finished Book 6 on Monday, so I was just itching to get it over with. Definitely am going to go read it again in hard copy after my wife is done with it.
And the HP movie that just came out… probably my second favorite movie of the series so far.
My wife’s friend didn’t like it for some reason. I thought they did a marvelous job considering the Order of the Phoenix is a book without a conclusion or resolution. It really is not a whole story to itself like most of the other books are. And in that regard, it is a damn good movie. Nice balance between the material and the need to make it entertaining.
I was expecting it to happen last week.
But some fool took pictures, yes pictures, of every page.
Not scans, mind you, but pictures. With his hand holding the pages open and everything.
Every page.
Talk about tedious. Got admire a guy for snapping pics of 750 some odd pages, right?