9 out of 10 monkeys believe they are not behind glass

Now that the widespread distribution of the crack fix known as Harry Potter has occurred, we can all start to make observations about the material, the experience, and the ultimate sadness as we know no more fixes will be coming in the future.

Which kind of sucks and it kind of doesn’t.

It sucks because this is the last view into the world of Muggles, Quidditch, and all things Harry.

But it doesn’t suck because I read other books. This is just one cool world. There are thousands out there. Hopefully the addicts figure that out before they collectively throw themselves from tall and imposing structures and natural wonders.

9 out 10 Harry Potter suicides will be found with a crushed broom between their legs.

On a different note, Book 7 should translate well into a film. Which is surprising. Because the other 6 books don’t. They require a shitload of editing and creative changes to fit into a 2 hour film. It almost feels as if this book was written to better fit the silver screen. It’s weird. Maybe its because I read it right after seeing the latest movie release.

I don’t know.

But addicts celebrate! You still have two more movies to look forward to!

…and then you can all try to get your broomsticks to fly.