9 out of 10 monkeys believe they are not behind glass

For reasons of soothing the tongue or expressing true feeling, here is a list of my favorite words…

1. Indubitably! (the exclamation is absolutely necessary)
2. Onomatopoeia (on-a-mon-a-pee-ah)
3. humuhumunukunukuapua’a (yes it is a word)
4. scrum-diddily-umptious (not a real word, but should be)
5. woot (now it is a word, and the official word of 2007!)
6. shit (its a classic)
7. gorram (not a real word either, but close runner-up to shit)
8. hilarious (I ashamedly use it far too often, often weakening my vocabulary through lack of diversity describing hilarity… hilariously)

Thats it.

So rock and roll. And chew gum.