It is amazing how cute my daughter is
Yes, every parent is biased. And yes every parent thinks they have the cutest baby.
But seriously, mine is actually the cutest. No seriously.
Cute factor 20 on a scale of 1 to 10.
Drives me nuts, because I know someday she will be old enough to date.
Well I guess I have at least 15-16 years to polish up my surgically precise Kung Fu skills with garden shears.
(Intercut Drunken Master film footage. Overdub:)
Wong Fei Hung: Mighty Kung Fu Shears will defeat your Monkey Boyfriend style any day!
Thunderleg: It is pitiful and sad, your daughter is mine to date.
Wong Fei Hung: Flicking shear chop!
Thunderleg: Ahhhh, my nads are gone. Argh!
Priceless.
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