9 out of 10 monkeys believe they are not behind glass

It is kind of liberating having a shaved head. I thought I would feel ridiculous with the complete lack of hair on my head, but it seems to feel like a favorite pair of shoes or well fitting hat.

Maybe it is just the sensation of having my head shaved for the first time since high school, but as I pulled the razor across my scalp, it was almost refreshing.

Then it dawned on me that I was sick of my hair. Just plain sick of it.

Too bad my wife hates my idea of change. I did give her fair warning, though.

I am sure she thinks I look like a walking penis, just need to wear baggy pants with some basketballs in the legs.

Ha.