9 out of 10 monkeys believe they are not behind glass

…is kind of freaking me out a little. Where is my comforting green, stylized mermaid logo?

STOP FUCKING WITH MY CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED WORLDVIEW, STARBUCKS!

We “users” have become emotionally and psychologically dependent upon your “product” which in all senses of the term, is “addictive”. As addicts, we appreciate continuity from our enablers (you, Starbucks Corp.), and throwing an earily 70′s logo on all your cups is seriously wigging us out.

That mermaid is freakish.

Gah.

She won’t stop looking at me.