Archive for September, 2008

A sign of the end… or a fun drinking game

At any commercial break, if the percentage of political campaign commercials is 50% or above of the total commercials shown in that break, take a shot.

If at any commercial break, someone says that they approved that message and the consensus is that they shouldn’t have approved such a stupid mindless ad, take a shot.

If during a political commercial it dawns on you that anyone in politics is incapable of not making petty accusations and barely logical associations between event a and platform b, take a shot.

If Jesus Christ is the only person that can run for office without someone slinging shit at him for picking his nose in public 10 years ago and how that reflects on his platform for energy conservation or economic reform, take a shot.

Oh wait a tick. Can’t play this game. It would kill you with alcohol poisoning within the first two commercial breaks.

Fucking politics. I don’t understand why people for for it.

Fruity Allegory Postscript…

And the apple turns to the pear and replies, “How can I? You’re bananas!”

Fruity Allegory

An apple sits with a pear on the couch watching TV.

The apple asks “How was your day?”

The pear replies “Just peachy.”

The apple scratches its head and replies “Peachy?”

The pear responds “Why don’t you understand me?”

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That, my friends, is a marriage.

Read into it what you will.

Heroes is back

Tonight we find out if they can save themselves from the WGA writer’s strike.

Because the greatest villain to Season 2 was not Sylar, it was the damn strike.

The final two episodes sucked.

Let’s see if they can recover.

Feast or famine

With Information Technology, your level of work it seems is either feast or famine.

Can you guess which I am suffering from?

I am not bored.

But right now, I would sure like to be.

Thank Heavens for OJT

Last week, I managed to crash the keystone of our internal web-based applications platform.

Yes. I crashed the Intranet.

I attempted an upgrade. I had good backups. I had verifiable data in said backups.

But let me tell you what… backups are for shit when Sharepoint bombs out.

I had attempted to upgrade a vanilla Sharepoint 2003 instance to Sharepoint 2007. I read up on the process, and found that for an in-place upgrade, on a vanilla instance, it should be a no brainer.

I ran the preflight check on the install, the logs showed all green. No errors found, no issues found. So I ran the install. The initial install was seamless. Reboot later, all was well.

Then I ran the upgrade wizard. This little magical fairy wizard that ports all your old site over to your new site. Content (like documents and spreadsheets), links, and pages… along with the audiences, security and workspaces are all supposed to be “upgraded” from the old 2003 site to the new 2007 site.

Did not work… and it failed spectacularly. After seeing that it was a lost endeavor, I tried to backtrack. (Had I known then what I know now, I would have not backtracked.) But I removed the new version, and tried to get the old version back up and running.

And… it did not work. I tried to restore from backup.

And… it did not work. Dammit.

So I called Microsoft.

And… four hour phone call later… still not working. Then another four hour phone call… still not working.

So I did what any sane tech would do. I abandoned the install.

Reinstalled from scratch… and just to get done sooner, I reinstalled the old version. Reinstalled the same patches, the same everything. Restored the old databases to the new instance name and viola!

I got it up and running. With everything intact.

Lessons Learned:

  1. When upgrading a complex technology product, do not use in-place upgrade.
  2. When upgrading a complex technology product, do a side-by-side (gradual) upgrade.
  3. Calling Microsoft may be frustrating, but it is the best OJT you can buy. Without Microsoft’s impromptu training session on the inner workings of Sharepoint, I would not have been able to bring it back up on my own with a fresh install.
  4. Sometimes you just have to call tech support.

So thanks Microsoft. You didn’t help me fix the original install, but at least I learned something from it.

Ear worms

I don’t have an mind for music. I can remember details about movies and such, but ask me who this song is by, 98% of the time, I will have no idea. I know a guy that can name any song from any artist for the last 30 years. I can do similar things with movies, but not to that level of details. Song lyrics are generally a complete loss. Unless I google a song, I generally have no idea what the groups are actually singing.

Kind of sad.

I enjoy music, I enjoy a good song, but I seem to enjoy music that doesn’t get in the way of my consciousness. Mindless stuff. Disposable pop, rock, alternative… but mostly electronic music fits the bill.

But for some reason, my subconscious ear picks up tunes all the time. Not lyrics, but melodies are caught within my brain pan. It is weird. I’ll just start humming a tune and it will be from some unidentifiable song. I will think it is a unique creation of my own mind (oh I am such a musical genius!) and then I will actually hear the song on the radio or through some other method.

Turns out I am NOT a musical genius, just a human sized Mockingbird. A subconscious mimic.

Makes me wonder what else I mimic unconsciously. Behavior? Writing? Attitude?