9 out of 10 monkeys believe they are not behind glass

At any commercial break, if the percentage of political campaign commercials is 50% or above of the total commercials shown in that break, take a shot.

If at any commercial break, someone says that they approved that message and the consensus is that they shouldn’t have approved such a stupid mindless ad, take a shot.

If during a political commercial it dawns on you that anyone in politics is incapable of not making petty accusations and barely logical associations between event a and platform b, take a shot.

If Jesus Christ is the only person that can run for office without someone slinging shit at him for picking his nose in public 10 years ago and how that reflects on his platform for energy conservation or economic reform, take a shot.

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Oh wait a tick. Can’t play this game. It would kill you with alcohol poisoning within the first two commercial breaks.

Fucking politics. I don’t understand why people for for it.