If I ever meet Samuel L. Jackson
I will ask him to read a series of lines into a recording device. I will then use these recordings in a variety of ways.
For example:
- I am on the phone, motherfucker!
- Stop being a bitch and leave a message, motherfucker!
- Stop thinking you are the end all of the universe, motherfucker!
- I will pop a cap in your ass!
- I am a JEDI, MOTHERFUCKER!
You can imagine one could have with a soundboard of key Jackson phrases. You could probably build one of the myriad of movies he has been in, but then again, you can only get the crazy Sam Jackson in only a few movies and only a few key scenes.
Tell you what, you may discount him as an actor, but looking at his page on IMDB, it is amazing just how many things he has either starred in or appeared in. And for the life of me, I did not know he was Frozone in the Incredibles.







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