9 out of 10 monkeys believe they are not behind glass

You know who you are.

Yeah you. The one that I spent a shitload of time on planning and working on making a cohesive plan for. The one that ignored my plan and claimed that they are uninformed about said plan. The one that gives me the stiff arm whenever I try to explain and be collaborative. Then gives me shit about not being collaborative.

You know who you are.

Someday I am going to cover entire office in green jello. Shitloads of green jello.