Twitter Updates for 2009-04-22
- Another day, another set of seperate but totally wasted moments. I wish I could be 100% productive 100% of the time. #
- But what prevents 100% productivity? Laziness, lack of focus, constant interruptions, multiple parties competing for my time, the internet. #
- It seems I can address some of those items some of the time, but not all of those items all of the time. but I think I do ok. #
- My level of output is consistently high, but I notice the little things that slip on by. That is the real sacrifice. Little stuff ignored. #
- What I really wish is that I had the ability to stretch the time around my productive moments. Get twice the stuff done within the same time #
- Of course that means that I may be working at 200% efficiency, and that would tear a whole in space/time. Seriously. #
- No l4d or tf2 so far for me this week. One of the rugrats has entered the terrible twos and is fighting nite nite. So missing out on update. #
- Twitter allows for stream of consciousness blogging, as I am sure many have pointed out, but my stream sure can be muddy. #
- Stating the obvious can be an artform. Truly. Like sarcasm or irony. Ironically stating the obvious is both. #
- I wish I could play tf2 or l4d in those moments I am not productive at work, but that would not good. Unethical one might say. #
- Of course I haved played my DS in the office waiting for something to finish, but I don’t think that is the same thing. #
- Plus our bandwidth at works sucks balls anyhoo. Not like I could anyway. Stupid bandwidth. US telecoms seem behind on provisioning. #
- END OF LINE. #
- My boss is flying by the seat of his pants, the dns queries are failing to pass, I am getting tired of doing the jerry rigging dance. #
- Crunching the numbers we fail to see, the interest returned to the investee, so we panic and feel the stun, and all the banks have a run! #
- #AT&T still choking on 3G. I am pretty sure it is not just my phone. #deathstarfail #
- Never leave a good fedora behind. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Don’t go between the boats! Go between them? Are you crazy? #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Don’t betray shiva. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Always make friends with the spunky kid that knows how to gamble. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Don’t step in the light. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Addendum: don’t throw the whip. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Only dig your secret hole when everyone else is digging too. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Snakes are never a good thing. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Sunlight based lasers are easy to make if you have the right size staff. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Speaking of indy… Everyone had a problem with a lead fridge, but you don’t hear any complaints about an inflatable raft. #
- Punch the shit out of them then ask the questions. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- the cup of a carpenter will look like shit. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Always bring a gun to a sword fight. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Never make friends with a monkey. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Pick your friends wisely. Helps if you speak their native tongue. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Sweetheart is the appropriate name for any female companion. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Check for drafts. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Have gun. Have whip. Will travel. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Motorcycles are handy for evading germans and russians. #indytaughtmeeverything #
- Shankara stones are great for burning stuff. #indytaughtmeeverything #
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