Archive for June, 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-06-09

  • Whenever I see a twinkie I think of family guy. #

Chuck Lorre Vanity Cards

Writer/Creator of Two and Half Men, Big Bang Theory, etc. He has vanity cards flash at the end of his shows… this one is hilarious.

I believe that inherent within the God-given right to the pursuit of happiness, is the equally God-given right to the pursuit of unhappiness. That is why I support gay marriage.

The AppList of June

Apps that I have (all free/open) and can’t imagine not having:

Twitter Updates for 2009-06-08

  • Looking forward to Scribblenauts. The last review on Kotaku got my literary side all sorts of pumped. #
  • Saw a guy wearing knee high socks and a manpurse. Oddly enough his mustache was from the 1860′s. Go figure. #
  • Personally I would like to know what drove someone to gro such a stache. It is beyond awkward. #
  • I forgot how much it hurts to fight atrophy. I guess all positive change has to hurt. You have to pass the point of entropy. #
  • Takes a significant amount of energy to break past the barrier that would convince one never to put forth the effort in the first place. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-06-07

  • Sitting in Girls Only. Stage play at the DPAC. I am one of 3 men in the audience. Pretending to be gay to fit in. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-06-05

  • Friday afternoons are the best time to get stuff done. No one around to interrupt your workflow. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-06-04

  • On the road, miles to go, freedom at the end of the slow… The traffic deep, I feign sleep and dream of a faster tomorrow. #
  • put outlander in my queue. I totally forgot not adding the viking/alien mashup to my queue when it was released. #
  • I saw some of the concept art back when outlander was in development… Hopefully its as good as the art. #
  • My taste in movies is quirky. Some bad movies I just adore, other movies people rave about i think are shit. Like Snatch. Can’t stand it. #
  • Dark clouds call, water falls, rain washes away my dirt. With the grass I wrestle, upon aching muscle, with mother nature I flirt. #
  • My lawn stares at me. I swear. Each blade of grass points with an accusing finger. Little green zombies, you’re lucky I don’t burn you all. #
  • Left4yard. The game where you constantly have to battle horde after horde of growing grass with weeds, trees, dandeloins as special classes. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-06-03

  • If I could travel through time I would jump 50 years into the future and take a look see. Do some research. Come back. #
  • The I would jump 100 years then another then another and on and on… See how our species plays out. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-06-02

  • Foreshadowing in one word: ewoks. #
  • Best star wars movie for adults: empire. Best movie for kids: jedi. Best movie for idiots: clones. Self explanatory. #
  • Wtf moment: just saw a lexus with “buffy” license plates drive by. #
  • Icing on the cake: infant car seat in the back was leather. #
  • That just screams “trying to hard” to me. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-06-01

  • I had something hilarious to say, but then I slept. #
  • Not much is worse for your heartstrings than seeing your 2 year old throwup. #
  • Frack a goat. The bus line is like 100 people long. #