Archive for January, 2010
A real man is… A man who washes his hands *before* taking a leak. # [ READ MORE ]
Screaming on a public bus may be a bad idea, but I thought it may distract from the fact I am not wearing any pants. # [ READ MORE ]
The days you want to get to work are the days the bus goes fracking slow. Perhaps it is the observation that makes it slow. # I wonder if physicists have to handle quantum entanglement in their love life. I firmly believe any science term can be made to sound dirty. # I heard "Kraft go to [ READ MORE ]
I know someone who speaks in ALLCAPS. In person. You can just tell that if it was written, there would be judicious use of capslock. # [ READ MORE ]
New blog post: Bing Popular now http://discardme.com/blog/2010/01/14/bing-popular-now/ # [ READ MORE ]
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Let’s see… We have a dead R&B artist at 59, 100,000 people dead in Haiti, and MRS. OBAMA’s HAIRDO? WTF? [ READ MORE ]
My blackberry bold's shell is broken. The battery cover won't stay on. It kissed concrete a couple days ago. I don't feel particulary sad. # Funny thing, time. Everyone accepts its measure regardless of the fact that it only helps us scale our impotent mayfly nature. # [ READ MORE ]
Grammar and I have a love/hate relationship. You could say it other ways, but that would violate the relationship. # [ READ MORE ]
The results of daydreams tend to be nothing more than idle hands and a general maliase. # Is it wrong that I find the BBC's Dr. Who more enjoyable than all American tv? SGU is in 2nd place, but still… # [ READ MORE ]