9 out of 10 monkeys believe they are not behind glass

• A real man is… A man who washes his hands *before* taking a leak. #

• The days you want to get to work are the days the bus goes fracking slow. Perhaps it is the observation that makes it slow. #
• I wonder if physicists have to handle quantum entanglement in their love life. I firmly believe any science term can be made to sound dirty. #
• I heard "Kraft go to hell" on NPR yeaterday on the story about the cadbury takeover. How would a company go to hell? Can't damn a company. #

• New blog post: Bing Popular now http://discardme.com/blog/2010/01/14/bing-popular-now/ #

Let’s see…

We have a dead R&B artist at 59, 100,000 people dead in Haiti, and MRS. OBAMA’s HAIRDO?

WTF?

• Grammar and I have a love/hate relationship. You could say it other ways, but that would violate the relationship. #