Archive for February, 2010
Jumped the Snark. Kind of like Jumping the Shark, but relating directly to once-funny Forum topics. # I have to present what social media is to a corp task team next week. My first slide: "how we missed the boat". Too much? Funny, no? # [ READ MORE ]
Dawned on me today: I will never be hip. Honestly, I laughed midstride. # [ READ MORE ]
Ever had a headache that feels like a nail in the temple? That's just your brain attempting to escape. No big deal. # [ READ MORE ]
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I started listing all the things I do well. Result: 0 or 1 billion. Not sure. # Reread Lord of the Rings. Elves? All dickheads. Quote: "But we have no need of other company, and hobbits are so dull,' they laughed." # Sperm motility is not a problem when every single one has a jet [ READ MORE ]
I hate support call holds where the music loops for about 20 seconds and then a message repeats saying thanks for holding, repeat ad naseum. # I really hate it when the music super loud, but the message is super soft. You get tricked every time it loops, thinking someone picked up. # [ READ MORE ]