Archive for February, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-26

  • Jumped the Snark. Kind of like Jumping the Shark, but relating directly to once-funny Forum topics. #
  • I have to present what social media is to a corp task team next week. My first slide: "how we missed the boat". Too much? Funny, no? #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-25

  • Dawned on me today: I will never be hip. Honestly, I laughed midstride. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-23

  • Ever had a headache that feels like a nail in the temple? That's just your brain attempting to escape. No big deal. #

HAHAHA Oh my sides

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-22

  • I started listing all the things I do well. Result: 0 or 1 billion. Not sure. #
  • Reread Lord of the Rings. Elves? All dickheads. Quote: "But we have no need of other company, and hobbits are so dull,' they laughed." #
  • Sperm motility is not a problem when every single one has a jet pack and laser blaster. All of my little guys are Buck Rogers. With a tail. #

Headed for Gaming

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-18

  • I hate support call holds where the music loops for about 20 seconds and then a message repeats saying thanks for holding, repeat ad naseum. #
  • I really hate it when the music super loud, but the message is super soft. You get tricked every time it loops, thinking someone picked up. #

Sonic Boom hits atmo ice crystals

Augmented Maps via TED

Hilarious Flight Attendant