Archive for March, 2010

i love the japanese

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-26

  • Couple people talking behind me about relationships. I realized some never find a good fit, just like some people never find a good job. #
  • Some people find a job the love, do it forever and feel very fortunate. Must be the same for love. I guess both are relationships. #
  • One is the relationship of self with the world, while the other is a relationship of self with a single individual from the world. #
  • So the question becomes, is the failure at love the same as failure at a position? And is it the situation or the individual? #
  • I think it must be a combination of both, similar to the nature vs nurture debate. Sometimes you will just fail. #
  • And then it is probably a standard bell curve. Average distribution. And there are going to be those that are on the wrong side of median. #
  • I know people like that. They just can't find happiness. In anything. Must be on the long tail of the curve. #
  • In other news… Anonymous vs public vs personal profiles is rearing its ugly head in my org. Why some cannot make the delineation? #
  • This is my work profile (linkedin) this is my personal profile (facebook), this is my anon profile (blog). Why should they be linked? #
  • If you fear no reprecussions, then fine, do it and do it proudly. But if you can't handle the consequences, you should split em. #
  • If a future employer ran a search on my real name, I am fairly certain my anon profile would remain that. Unless they became determined. #
  • Because given enough time, you can pretty much find anything. #
  • Need to define not a policy about it (can't do that), but a code of conduct (act like this) for those that need the delineation. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-25

  • 6:00am bus is the "blue hair express". Why am I on a bus full of old people? The coed bus at 8:30 is so much better! Curse you meetings! #
  • Sitting around old people makes me feel old. Sitting with young college students must do the opposite. I wonder. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-17

  • After the porn convention was bombed, the lead investigator arrived: "My god, there's dicks everywhere." And the rookie started puking. #
  • "How did they do it, Inspector? How did the terrorists bomb the porn convention?" "Tits," he replied. "Liquid explosive in all of 'em." #
  • "My god, they knew where to strike! How did they know to hit the porn industry?" The inspector frowned, "I suspect they used the internet." #

Piano Improv via ChatRoulette

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-15

  • I noticed today that when someone sits down on the bus, they sit twice. Once to place their butt on the cushion and another to position it. #

Road wash

Mimicry is flattery?

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-09

  • If only I could grow a wicked fro, I would walk around saying "mahalo bro", and smoke only the best grow. But it shall never be so, oh no. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-05

  • A flight to go/Up at 3/Stretch seat a fee/Free drinks no/Off I go/Traveling fast/Barely out past/Seat narrow/Plain rolls by slow/So slow #