Twitter Updates for 2010-03-17

  • After the porn convention was bombed, the lead investigator arrived: "My god, there's dicks everywhere." And the rookie started puking. #
  • "How did they do it, Inspector? How did the terrorists bomb the porn convention?" "Tits," he replied. "Liquid explosive in all of 'em." #
  • "My god, they knew where to strike! How did they know to hit the porn industry?" The inspector frowned, "I suspect they used the internet." #
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