9 out of 10 monkeys believe they are not behind glass

Another April the Firstish is neigh upon us, and I am less-than-eager to see the fallout across the internet this year. I know most people have good intentions, but I would guess that most “pranks” are just cringe-worthy at best.

And why do we even bother with a day to celebrate gullible people? Since they are gullible, can’t we make fun of them all year long? Why institutionalize the practice? Most people see it coming, right?

I mean, come on, it’s April 1st. You have to take everything with a grain-of-salt.

The better pranksters will wait until April 22ndd, then as their victim is groaning at being taken in, the prankster will stand up and shout “HAPPY EARTH DAY!”.

It’s funny, because it’s unrelated. You’ll see.

Headliners from the 2011 Rock & Worship Roadashow (MercyMe, Jars of Clay, Matt Maher, Thousand Foot Krutch, The Afters and Lecrae) come together to cover The Beatles’ “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.”

Via thedailywh.at

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