Archive for June, 2011

Twitter Updates for 2011-06-25

  • As much as anonymity is desired online, eventually you have to cross that line that says "I am what I post" #
  • Because eventually you will cross that line long before someone else crosses it for you. #

DAMMIT

E.G. SHIT AND FUCK

Twitter Updates for 2011-06-14

  • I am haunted by a south pacific god. I see Maori heads everywhere I look and am being told to eat kiwi's. Damn you ancient curse! #
  • That is the last time I eat from a cursed coconut grove. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-06-11

  • Of course I am standing around waiting for the bus. I told my wife I would be home early. #
  • And on another note, saw The King's Speech this week. Wow, what a good movie. Way better than I was expecting. I know the awards, but still. #
  • … And somehow I have Gangsta's Paradise stuck in my head. Swell. #
  • So recap: waiting for bus, thinking about George VI, and humming some crossover hip-pop. Yeah, its weird in here. #
  • @davekellett better be careful, your inbox will be flooded with fan fiction. 2 words: potentially horrifying. Unless your fans are genius. in reply to davekellett #

Twitter Updates for 2011-06-10

  • 2nd day of downtown denver smelling like dog food. I have never seen so many excited dogs followed by gagging owners. #
  • Subway Yeast… Is it a band name or a smell or a very bad thing in the NY transit system? #

Twitter Updates for 2011-06-04

  • If I had a nickel for every loud kid on the damn bus, I would have like a 2 and half bucks by now. That's a meal at Wendy's! #
  • Or the price of a candy bar. On another note: candy bars can cost 2.50. In my day, they were free. Hell they gave them away. #
  • Or at least, I thought they did. No sir, I was not shoplifting. Yes sir that is a candy bar in my pocket. No sir, it jumped off the shelf. #
  • What can I say? The candy bar was suicidal? That a good answer? #
  • Now if I had a nickel (or dollar now, adj for inflation) for every loud kid I heard, I would be a trillionaire off of my own kids. #
  • And I would still think 2.50 is too much for a candy bar. Inflation: the real temptation killer. Thanks economics! #
  • The biggest loser needs to give the contestants a preloaded card, a free-for-all @ 7/11, and price every item 10-50 times its worth. #
  • They get 500 bucks, and the higher calorie options are higher multipliers. Whatever they don't spend they keep. #
  • But the catch: the only food they have avail that day is FROM the 7/11. OH THE HORROR! #
  • And another twist: the highest calorie contestant gets another 500 bucks to keep. #
  • And the lowest calorie contestant loses any cash they may have had left. #
  • Biggest loser call me for more. I know #
  • … That is never ever going to happen, but I needed to toss a bit more snark out for my daily quotient. #

Thanks Wired

From here:

Leave fruit juice on its own for a few days or weeks and yeast—a type of fungus—will appear as if by magic. In one of nature’s great miracles, yeast eats sugar and excretes carbon dioxide and ethanol, the chemical that makes booze boozy. That’s fermentation.

If fermentation is a miracle of nature, then distillation is a miracle of science. Heat a fermented liquid and the lighter, more volatile chemical components—alcohols, ketones, esters, and so on—evaporate and separate from the heavier ones (like water). That vapor, cooled and condensed into a liquid, is a spirit. Do it to wine, you get brandy; beer, you get whiskey. Distill anything enough times and you get vodka. When it’s executed right, the process concentrates a remarkable array of aromatic and flavorful chemicals.

I always wondered how it was done… and this single paragraph put it so succinctly.

Twitter Updates for 2011-06-01

  • I am having an existential… something. Not quite a crises, nor even an emergency. Situation? Minor Inconvenience? Bothersome event? #