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Twitter Updates for 2011-12-24

Its almost christmas, then new years, then my anniversary. Do I take extra time off? NOPE. In fact, I have to work extra! #
Vericose veins and miniskirts together is like my eyes are having a nightmare and can't wake up. Old lady, call What Not To Wear. #

Politics is like crapping… It takes effort, it stinks, and someone is always bummed by results (especially relating to placement). #
We should just collectively rename "politics" to "crapping". Ex: Senator Huff is bowing to crapping in the senate. Too much pressure! #
The real question: If someone craps on the senate floor, does anyone notice the smell? #
I bet once you get past the wood polish and xerox copy smell, it probably smells like a nursing home toilet in there. Old people & farts… #
Dear Santa: please leave your phone at home on xmas eve. CarrierIQ is watching and they know where are going, they know where you have been. #

@davekellett Drive is updated? To borrow from another strip we won't mention, SQUEE! Been jonesing since it was put on the back burner. in reply to davekellett #