Twitter Updates for 2012-01-11
- Me: "My mouth is full of horrors." Dentist: "Oh, its not that bad." :: THEN MY BICUSPID STARTING SCREAMING ELDRITCH CURSES :: #
- FLGATHN NER FLSTHNTANTH…and the dentist's hair burst into flames. She doused it with spout, but then my molar threw a grenade. #allover #
- Me: "Told you it was bad." Dentist: "I will never doubt a patient ever again." Me: "My incisor is trying to climb out to assault you." #
- Dentist: "I have never seen a sword fashioned out of toothpicks & chicken bones before. And how did he fashion such a cute little headband?" #
- Tooth: "avast ye maties! Prepare to be boarded and masticated!" #
- Dentist: "Nurse, I will need a #4 an inverse, a bible, a butane torch, a roll of solder, some holy water, and some coffee. I'll be awhile." #
- In other news, it turns out I am going bald because my teeth are pulling it out at night to make pirate themed clothing. #toothfashion #
- If you think these tweets are bizarre, then you should be here for the crap I am saying to the poor dental assistants. #nervouscomedian #
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