Twitter Updates for 2012-01-20
- Guy yelling "hey cool dude" on the street. I know he is not yelling @ me, because I was cool only once for about 3 mins in 1996. #
- New candy place in downtown denver carries everything you can imagine. The name: RocketFizz, what I just picked up: import salty pocky, yum! #
- Someone on the bus is playing skrillex dubstep very loudly off their phone. I am guessing its their txt msg alert. Txt…txt…BASS DROP! #
- If I had a loud dubstep drop for every message, my phone would never ever stop shaking. It would step right off my desk and out the bldg. #
- Rrrrrrmmmmm BAHMPH. Yep, that person just got a text. Kick it! I should set my phone to play glitch mob every msg. That's awesome. #
- With wikipedia back up, I can again get back to my factually incorrect and philosophically untrue obscure article edits. #
- "Lancashire takes its name from the city of Lancaster, which itself is means 'Roman fort on the River Loon'." Heh heh heh. #
- Evil subtextual laughter needs its own punctuation mark(s). #

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