Twitter Updates for 2012-01-25

  • Its only 8:30am and I am ready to fold the day. Fold like a lawn chair. #
  • And now, its almost 4:30 pm and I am in dire need of a drink, a fez, a sonic screwdriver, and a blue box. Maybe fish fingers & custard. #
  • @steven_moffat need the Dr. to eat more food next season. We are what we eat, and so far the Dr. is only fish fingers and custard. #
  • @wilw no, you had it right. It is *their* jobs they are worried about losing over at the mpaa. And technically they are Americans. #
  • If I was president, my SOTU address would be: "we avoided nuclear war this year", and then I would high five every congress-person. #
  • Then I would punch every single one of them in the mouth for not passing my "candy bar in every pot" bill. #iamahorridpresident #
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