Archive for February, 2012

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-29

  • Hardcore: 32 degrees F is shorts weather. I walked outside thinking "man, its nice! I need shorts!" #
  • But my nieghbor looked at me weird when I took my pants off in the driveway. "What?" I yelled, "boxers are totally shorts!" #
  • RAP SEGUE: My neighbor's a hater, when its shorts whe-ather, he best not complain, cause tomorrow I'm sportin leather. Boom… CHAPS, mofo! #

Its Evaluation Time!

What are your career interests at BLANKY-de-BLANK Corp?

Honestly, I am not sure. I wish I could be more instrumental in getting things done, but my expectations are fairly rooted in reality, and I know that ultimately my contributions will have little impact on the greater company. I understand that what I perceive as “problems”… apparently may not be “problems” to others. My question is this: When did someone take a step back and take a real hard look IT? I mean a boot-heel to 10,000 foot view of the entirety of the IT group? And what if after this measure, it was found wanting? What then? That “What If?” is my career interest. I want to be the guy that says: this may be an industry standard, but that doesn’t mean it improves this business.

Does anyone ever write what they really want to say on these things? Should I be that guy?

Sometimes I wonder… Did my mom raise a good kid? Because I don’t think a good kid would write SHIT LIKE THIS on his evaluation.

Just saying.

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-23

  • Someone is having issues with a draconian IT dept… My response: "Find a virgin and a volcano to appease them before they smite you!" #
  • Because all those asshole sysadmins from the early 90's didn't just die. They still work out there, somewhere. And they are still assholes. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-10

  • I am dragging like a queen. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-09

  • Kockenballsch #
  • I ask for pop. He looks at me and says "ice pop?" Reply: No, soda pop! "Then call it soda." But it's pop! East-coasters, grrr… #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-08

  • I love lamp. I love lamp! #
  • Sushi, you are in me. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-02-03

  • I hate sleep. Yet I love sleeping. The Irony is zZzZz. #
  • Sleeping with a cold is the worst. You lay on your back, you waterboard yourself. You lay on your stomach, soak your pillow. On side, both. #