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Just saw zach and miri make a porno and oh my god… It was hilarious.
I laughed hard enough to cry twice.
Totally going to end up in my dvd collection.

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As I get older, while watching movies, I realize two things:
1. I can no longer drink a diet coke and expect to make it through a 2.5 hour long movie.
2. Characterization is far more important than action.
While watching the Dark Knight, both realizations hit me roughly at the same time. And while my bladder […]

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To be honest, before I saw it, I knew what I was going into.
1) Edward Norton was not happy with the final studio cut of the film.
2) The director admitted that Norton’s draft of the film was shot at 3 hours.
3) That there is talk about rolling the uncut version to DVD.
Knowing this, Hulk was […]

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I liked it. But of course I would. I am a total nerd.
It was different, it was new. It pushed the boundaries of what “Indy” is. I think that is why I liked it so much.
And that is exactly why my wife did not like it. She was expecting another […]

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Two words, plus requisite emphasized punctuation, to review the entire movie:
“FUCKING SWEET (PERIOD)”
I will have to see it again. Probably the best Marvel movie to date by far… perhaps even better than Spidey 2.

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I am not a big fan of westerns, per se. As a kid, I enjoyed playing cowboys and indians as much as the next white bread kid on the block, but as an adult (I spit a little whenever I say that dirty word), the whole cowboy schtick feels way overdone in the realm […]

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I peed a little.
That was an awesomeness burrito, with hot sauce of freaking coolness.
Chris Nolan - Batman fans everywhere applaud your efforts.
Sweetness.

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300 was a great movie for three reasons…
1. The comic book is one my all time favs. Frank Miller is a great story teller.
2. The movie is executed brilliantly, despite what critics say. (They are all art-house humping hemp smokers anyway.)
3. It sparks interest in the real event, The Battle of Thermopylae, […]

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