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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-09

If only I could grow a wicked fro, I would walk around saying "mahalo bro", and smoke only the best grow. But it shall never be so, oh no. # [ READ MORE ]

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-05

A flight to go/Up at 3/Stretch seat a fee/Free drinks no/Off I go/Traveling fast/Barely out past/Seat narrow/Plain rolls by slow/So slow # [ READ MORE ]

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-04

In other news gave a presentation on social computing at work, scared I am going to be virtually hunted now. Like a great cat. Grrrr. # [ READ MORE ]

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-03

Pappadeauxs for dinner? Some over priced fish on the company's dime? Hmmm. # [ READ MORE ]

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-02

Few things in this world funnier than a laughing baby. Well maybe a laughing dog, but those are rare. # Another thing I learned from Lord of the Rings: Never trust anyone in a hoodie. # [ READ MORE ]

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-26

  • February 26th, 2010
  • Posted in Tweetage

Jumped the Snark. Kind of like Jumping the Shark, but relating directly to once-funny Forum topics. # I have to present what social media is to a corp task team next week. My first slide: "how we missed the boat". Too much? Funny, no? # [ READ MORE ]

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-25

  • February 25th, 2010
  • Posted in Tweetage

Dawned on me today: I will never be hip. Honestly, I laughed midstride. # [ READ MORE ]

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-23

  • February 23rd, 2010
  • Posted in Tweetage

Ever had a headache that feels like a nail in the temple? That's just your brain attempting to escape. No big deal. # [ READ MORE ]

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-22

  • February 22nd, 2010
  • Posted in Tweetage

I started listing all the things I do well. Result: 0 or 1 billion. Not sure. # Reread Lord of the Rings. Elves? All dickheads. Quote: "But we have no need of other company, and hobbits are so dull,' they laughed." # Sperm motility is not a problem when every single one has a jet [ READ MORE ]

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-18

  • February 18th, 2010
  • Posted in Tweetage

I hate support call holds where the music loops for about 20 seconds and then a message repeats saying thanks for holding, repeat ad naseum. # I really hate it when the music super loud, but the message is super soft. You get tricked every time it loops, thinking someone picked up. # [ READ MORE ]

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