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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2012-05-23</title>
		<link>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/05/23/twitter-updates-for-2012-05-23/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I miss the dream of what my job was meant to be. #]]></description>
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<li>I miss the dream of what my job was meant to be.  <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/204948289534164992" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2012-05-04</title>
		<link>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/05/04/twitter-updates-for-2012-05-04/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its funny I have all the makings of an office on my person: phone, internet, laptop, etc. And yet i am tied to a desk. Makes no sense. # What i need now is a dark matter engine to supply me with unlimited power. And i could work anywhere. #]]></description>
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<li>Its funny I have all the makings of an office on my person: phone, internet, laptop, etc. And yet i am tied to a desk. Makes no sense.  <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/198050534484226048" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>What i need now is a dark matter engine to supply me with unlimited power. And i could work anywhere.  <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/198050979646676993" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2012-05-01</title>
		<link>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/05/01/twitter-updates-for-2012-05-01/</link>
		<comments>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/05/01/twitter-updates-for-2012-05-01/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[@BenKuchera Its because original content takes devotion, time, and a modicum of talent. Most people only posses one of those at a time. in reply to BenKuchera # My professional life is about to get a whole lot more difficult i think. #ohboybooyah #]]></description>
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<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/BenKuchera" class="aktt_username">BenKuchera</a> Its because original content takes devotion, time, and a modicum of talent. Most people only posses one of those at a time. <a href="http://twitter.com/BenKuchera/statuses/197054908883681281" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to BenKuchera</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/197093360626974720" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My professional life is about to get a whole lot more difficult i think.  #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23ohboybooyah" class="aktt_hashtag">ohboybooyah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/197096250003292160" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2012-04-28</title>
		<link>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/04/28/twitter-updates-for-2012-04-28/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a horrid work week. Horrid. If there is a word that triples the horror of the word horrid, that is the week i had. #]]></description>
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<li>What a horrid work week.  Horrid.  If there is a word that triples the horror of the word horrid, that is the week i had. <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/195999907625185280" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2012-04-19</title>
		<link>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/04/19/twitter-updates-for-2012-04-19/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that I can get a new phone, I am starting to notice the things I am going to miss with my old one. Like enterprise im &#38; intranet access. # Everyone seems to love their androids and iphones, but with a corp environment that doesn&#039;t want to attempt things I do in my own [...]]]></description>
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<li>Now that I can get a new phone, I am starting to notice the things I am going to miss with my old one. Like enterprise im &amp; intranet access. <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/192742173949693954" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Everyone seems to love their androids and iphones, but with a corp environment that doesn&#039;t want to attempt things I do in my own environ&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/192742502934118400" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>So a lot of the enterprise ties I have built between Blackberry server and the internal network will not be avail with an android. <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/192742728025645058" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Don&#039;t get me wrong, blackberries suck. But the corp integration is nice&#8230; And I will have to find workarounds for a droid. Which sucks too. <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/192743090375757824" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2012-04-11</title>
		<link>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/04/11/twitter-updates-for-2012-04-11/</link>
		<comments>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/04/11/twitter-updates-for-2012-04-11/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drei und dreizig. # I come of age tomorrow. An auspicious year for a Hobbit. Not as great as someone&#039;s eleventy-first, but still a good year! # Now I need to be gifted a ring of power to take to Mordor with my good friend Samwise. #]]></description>
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<li>Drei und dreizig. <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/189870991114108929" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I come of age tomorrow. An auspicious year for a Hobbit. Not as great as someone&#039;s eleventy-first, but still a good year! <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/189871583299506176" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Now I need to be gifted a ring of power to take to Mordor with my good friend Samwise. <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/189871764552167426" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2012-04-07</title>
		<link>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/04/07/twitter-updates-for-2012-04-07/</link>
		<comments>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/04/07/twitter-updates-for-2012-04-07/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah fuck you displacement extents errors. Compile dammit. # Fine. Fuck. Delete the damn brushes and try again. # Oh sure compile now. How the hell does this side compile and that side didn&#039;t? I copied the faulty one! # */me shakes fist at compiler.* # Sigh. Time to go home and work until monday. [...]]]></description>
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<li>Ah fuck you displacement extents errors. Compile dammit. <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/188325569753128961" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Fine. Fuck. Delete the damn brushes and try again. <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/188325782744080384" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Oh sure compile now. How the hell does this side compile and that side didn&#039;t? I copied the faulty one! <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/188328722825359361" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>*/me shakes fist at compiler.* <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/188328869332393985" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Sigh. Time to go home and work until monday. Capts Night tomorrow night though! And my games have been so good, I am #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%2310" class="aktt_hashtag">10</a> out 6.6k players. <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/188329397986672640" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Not that anyone cares. <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/188329456857915392" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2012-04-05</title>
		<link>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/04/05/twitter-updates-for-2012-04-05/</link>
		<comments>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/04/05/twitter-updates-for-2012-04-05/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the first time in my bleeding-edge tech life, I don&#039;t give a flying fuck if my work pc will ever be replaced. # At last count, I have 4 machines that I use on a consistent basis. I wish I had just 1 that could do everything in a appropriate size. # My morning [...]]]></description>
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<li>For the first time in my bleeding-edge tech life, I don&#039;t give a flying fuck if my work pc will ever be replaced. <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/187538348078931968" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>At last count, I have 4 machines that I use on a consistent basis. I wish I had just 1 that could do everything in a appropriate size. <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/187539098867740674" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My morning was all 3&#039;s and 7&#039;s. <a href="http://t.co/vWLUXaFl" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/vWLUXaFl</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/187540672281190400" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2012-03-29</title>
		<link>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/03/29/twitter-updates-for-2012-03-29/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[@davekellett lol. I built a trebuchet in High School to launch golf balls. I had a neighbor cat try to catch one. It lived. #truestory # @Scalzi ever had Good Times? Burger chain out of Colorado with *awesome* fries. Try it next time you tour &#38; stop by Tattered Cover. # The walls are closing [...]]]></description>
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<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/davekellett" class="aktt_username">davekellett</a> lol.  I built a trebuchet in High School to launch golf balls.  I had a neighbor cat try to catch one. It lived. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23truestory" class="aktt_hashtag">truestory</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/185097737463803904" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Scalzi" class="aktt_username">Scalzi</a> ever had Good Times?  Burger chain out of Colorado with *awesome* fries.  Try it next time you tour &amp; stop by Tattered Cover. <img src='http://discardme.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/185099718609747968" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The walls are closing in.  I should really stop working in a funhouse.  Too bad the way out is a spinning tunnel. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Vertigo" class="aktt_hashtag">Vertigo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/185106915754385408" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2012-03-27</title>
		<link>http://discardme.com/blog/2012/03/27/twitter-updates-for-2012-03-27/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lifehacker&#039;s linked story clickthrough&#039;s are so fucking annoying. If you are linking a story, put the main link on the feed! #]]></description>
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<li>Lifehacker&#039;s linked story clickthrough&#039;s are so fucking annoying.  If you are linking a story, put the main link on the feed! <a href="http://twitter.com/discardme/statuses/184305603227824128" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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