Archive for the ‘ Tweetage ’ Category

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-11

  • Finished The Fade by Chris Woodling. Good book… bit harsh on story ordering… think it was done on purpose. #
  • Starting Lux the Poet by Mark Millar… loved Lonely Werewolf Girl… looking forward to my next sublime and nuanced Millar adventure. #
  • #StarTrek in IMAX on Friday was kickass. Will be seeing it again. Can’t believe I wasn’t tweeting through it on Friday. Shocked, so good. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-10

  • Mothers day. Irony is to most husbands w/ kids it is actually just a second valentines day. Right? Loving the better half. #
  • And my poor wife. Women got the short stick from god on the whole child birth thing. You wonder how they get through it. Sane. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-07

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-06

  • #kindledx == way overpriced #
  • issue ticketing system guarantees that multiple tickets will be placed when someone is an idiot #

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-05

  • Sitting in the obgyn. Finding out what’s between the legs of baby #3. #
  • Its a girl. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-04

  • Helped 3 newbs get gold in 2 l4d survival maps last night. I like leading, especially when team likes my leadership and it turns into wins. #
  • One guy from last night had just bought l4d the day before. Hope he enjoyed his first two golds. #
  • I have found that more often than not gaming is not about playing the game, but playing the game designers. L4d is a great example. #
  • You are trying to find the best locations to maximize your chances for longer times, in an arena style match. #
  • And trying to find an area or location that causes the ai to choke a point or glitch entirely. #
  • On crane for instance, standing on the ledge glitches the ai for the horde. They have no idea where to run. #
  • I find that playing glitches has an ethical standard too. some glitches I hate exploiting. I rather play in the spirit of the game intent. #
  • After using the ledge in crane, you find that playing the rooftop is so much more enjoyable. #
  • But glitching the tank to fall of the roof. Now that is funny no matter what. #
  • Hate: sanctimonious bus drivers. Oh the Irony. #
  • The last tf2 update really broke the game for me. I am not sure why, but it just isn’t enjoyable anymore. Bummer. #
  • Maybe a bit of break will help. I can ease back into it in a couple weeks or month and just pretend I am a newb. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-04-30

  • Some people blast their music so loud through their earbuds, you have to worry about their hearing. #
  • or·di·nance – “an authoritative rule or law; a decree or command.” Is that why bullets and bombs are also called ordinance? #
  • I think chevy calling bankruptcy makes much more sense than federal government ownership with gm. #
  • I literally just saw a dude listening to a handheld radio from the 1970s. Radial dial, 4 inches in depth. Thing is huge! #
  • That is technothrift right there. Who needs an ipod when you have a perfectly servicable transistor radio from the nixon era? #
  • 2 more golds in L4D last night. We were going for 3, but my box locked its shit up. Still need the lighthouse. #
  • Its all catching up with me. Spectres of issues past starting to rise from their graves of abandonment. My coworkers starting to notice. NG. #
  • I need to hire someone to help. Bad. Too bad my boss the kebosh on that. So I will just try to fake it and hope no one finds I am a fraud. #
  • Of course I must not be too worried, tweeting it all. My subconscious must be more confident than the ether of thought I call consciousness. #
  • #Survivor on tonite. Good thing I am not on the show or coach would have been bludgeoned in his sleep. I would have hit him with his own bs #
  • Wolvie tomorrow. Meh. Star trek next week. Woot. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-04-29

  • Another gold in l4d survival last night. Went 13 mins and fell to a three tank rush with smokers and hunters running about. #
  • L4d makes you think you are doing a good job and then shits all over you with tanks. #
  • No tf2 for a few weeks now. The last update left a nasty taste in my mouth. Should play tonight though, cpts night coming up. #
  • Front teeth hurt. Must have spent all night dreaming I was a beaver. #
  • Old ladies gabbing on the bus make me chuckle. Talking about walking and the Rockies. #
  • A little spring baseball for the blue hairs. #
  • Need water. Need lots water. Water mixed with hops, wheat, and malt. And some yeast. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-04-28

  • The bus mocks me as it pulls away. An evil grin writhed in smoke, not so kindly underlinig my delay with its heavy black malice. #
  • Something about pianos makes me think they are woefully inefficient in design for playability. The guitar is the opposite I think. #
  • Sub commute (b_traf, b_book, c_time)
    If b_traf then
    If not b_book then
    C_time=enternity
    Else
    C_time=passable
    Else
    C_time=flash
    #
  • Traffic should have game elements. Bonuses and rewards for proper action to reinforce proper driving. Missle launchers would help too. #
  • Played a crapload of l4d survival last night. Have a couple golds under my belt now. Dead air finale still hard, still bronze. #
  • Some people are clean, some are dirty. The real big distinction is the ones that care about being in either state. #
  • The ones that ont care and are dirty, are the guys that make you cringe your nose on the bus. #
  • The ones that don’t care AND are dirty, are the guys that make you wrinkle your nose and involuntarily cringe. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-04-27

  • Change control is mostly an attempt by upper mgmt to justify their existence. #
  • I push change control, I am viewed as boat rocking heretic. Upper mgmt does it, and it is good mgmt. #
  • Disillusioned? Jaded? Not me. I am just wondering how the elephant was magicked away before a live studio audience. #
  • I love my job. Makes me feel like a damned fool every day. Any job that makes you feel retarded is a job worth keeping. #
  • Too bad I can’t be paid to stand around looking retarded. I have to at least fake competence. #
  • wondering what I have left to do today. Should i just leave? #