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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-05

  • A flight to go/Up at 3/Stretch seat a fee/Free drinks no/Off I go/Traveling fast/Barely out past/Seat narrow/Plain rolls by slow/So slow #
2010
03/05
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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-04

  • In other news gave a presentation on social computing at work, scared I am going to be virtually hunted now. Like a great cat. Grrrr. #
2010
03/04
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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-03

  • Pappadeauxs for dinner? Some over priced fish on the company's dime? Hmmm. #
2010
03/03
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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-02

  • Few things in this world funnier than a laughing baby. Well maybe a laughing dog, but those are rare. #
  • Another thing I learned from Lord of the Rings: Never trust anyone in a hoodie. #
2010
03/02
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-26

  • Jumped the Snark. Kind of like Jumping the Shark, but relating directly to once-funny Forum topics. #
  • I have to present what social media is to a corp task team next week. My first slide: "how we missed the boat". Too much? Funny, no? #
2010
02/26
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-25

  • Dawned on me today: I will never be hip. Honestly, I laughed midstride. #
2010
02/25
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-23

  • Ever had a headache that feels like a nail in the temple? That's just your brain attempting to escape. No big deal. #
2010
02/23
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-22

  • I started listing all the things I do well. Result: 0 or 1 billion. Not sure. #
  • Reread Lord of the Rings. Elves? All dickheads. Quote: "But we have no need of other company, and hobbits are so dull,' they laughed." #
  • Sperm motility is not a problem when every single one has a jet pack and laser blaster. All of my little guys are Buck Rogers. With a tail. #
2010
02/22
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-18

  • I hate support call holds where the music loops for about 20 seconds and then a message repeats saying thanks for holding, repeat ad naseum. #
  • I really hate it when the music super loud, but the message is super soft. You get tricked every time it loops, thinking someone picked up. #
2010
02/18
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-09

  • Heeeeeeeelllllllloooo san antonio. #
  • Using the cell phone camera for mental reminders is bullet proof system. As long as I don't lose my phone. Ha. #
2010
02/09
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