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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-02

  • My parent company employs some smart people, but it seems there always has to be the sour grapes that just make things rough. #
  • Sour grapes can be split into a number of a categories: the bullshitter, the asskisser, the war general, the grizzled veteran. Etc etc. #
  • I wish I had christopher eccelston's accent. I have song on my ipod of him in his messiah bbc movie… Commanding voice. #
2010
02/02
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-26

  • A real man is… A man who washes his hands *before* taking a leak. #
2010
01/26
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-25

  • Screaming on a public bus may be a bad idea, but I thought it may distract from the fact I am not wearing any pants. #
2010
01/25
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-20

  • The days you want to get to work are the days the bus goes fracking slow. Perhaps it is the observation that makes it slow. #
  • I wonder if physicists have to handle quantum entanglement in their love life. I firmly believe any science term can be made to sound dirty. #
  • I heard "Kraft go to hell" on NPR yeaterday on the story about the cadbury takeover. How would a company go to hell? Can't damn a company. #
2010
01/20
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-18

  • I know someone who speaks in ALLCAPS. In person. You can just tell that if it was written, there would be judicious use of capslock. #
2010
01/18
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-14

2010
01/14
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-12

  • My blackberry bold's shell is broken. The battery cover won't stay on. It kissed concrete a couple days ago. I don't feel particulary sad. #
  • Funny thing, time. Everyone accepts its measure regardless of the fact that it only helps us scale our impotent mayfly nature. #
2010
01/12
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-07

  • Grammar and I have a love/hate relationship. You could say it other ways, but that would violate the relationship. #
2010
01/07
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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-05

  • The results of daydreams tend to be nothing more than idle hands and a general maliase. #
  • Is it wrong that I find the BBC's Dr. Who more enjoyable than all American tv? SGU is in 2nd place, but still… #
2010
01/05
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Twitter Updates for 2009-12-16

  • Bad sign when you are craving new york style pizza at 8 in the morning. #
2009
12/16
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