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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-07

Funny how people expect email to be near instantaneous. Like email travels at superluminal speeds. Hell you should receive before I send! #
Next time someone says something about email delays, I will tell them that I received the message they sent me. They'll ask "what msg?" #
I remember the bastard sysop from hell from the early internet era… Have I become so likewise jaded? Yikes. #
BASTARD SYSOP CRASHES MATRIX FOR LAUGHS AT NEO'S EXPENSE, LOLS HEARD AROUND WORLD. #

Any restaurant with the word "fork" in the name is impossible to eat at. Sub in the eff word, and no one wants to eat at a place like that. #
Forkin forkin forkin forkin forkin … spoon. #
So xmas came and went, I didn't hear from my family. (We put the *fun* in dysfunctional.) Hopefully they didn't have what we had over xmas. #
First Christmas that I think I lost weight. Thanks Stomach Flu, you are the best! And by best, I mean the absolute forkin worst. #
I wish wordpress app was as easy to use as twitter app, then I wouldn't have to meecroblog through twitter as much, as the brain vomits. #
I can feel my frontal lobe going "bbbbllllaorch-aaaaagh" as I stream my infinitesimal small slice of consciousness. My IQ is a negative sum. #

@ChicagoBurdman east coast has some great small brews if you know where to look. in reply to ChicagoBurdman #
Trying to get ldap query auth running to a win2k8r2 dc from a php shell on an apache server is making my head hurt a little. #
I wish the logs would tell me something useful. #
Like "you are a tool, stop trying to make this unsupported method work" #
4 more months until the contract on my bb expires. Then bye, blackberry. Most of my coworkers will follow. 115 new iphone/android users. #
My guess is that RIM is well on its way to oblivion. (The dark horrible place full of screaming, not the video game.) #
BES w/ BB has its nice stuff, but in a world of shared usage, RIM missed the fucking boat. The user experience suffers. GREATLY. #
Aw crap, just realized I am out of beer to feed my horrific need to bathe in frothy hops and aromatic spices. #drinkingthebathwater #
Some people may like smelling clean, but I rather smell like a nice winter ale. (Talking to you AXE body spray.) Winter Ale'd EXTREME spray! #
My car smells delicious. Pizza. Pizza. Too bad I ate it 5 days ago. #

I am secretly glad that no one is telepathic. Cool super power, but I doubt anyone would like to know what most people are thinking. #
Just imagine the internal monologue of people on the street. Like that guy walking funny, wondering if anyone knows he has shit himself. #
Of course for those of us that have kids, no telepathy is necessary. The grimace and the stench leave little for my telepathy to discern. #

Its almost christmas, then new years, then my anniversary. Do I take extra time off? NOPE. In fact, I have to work extra! #
Vericose veins and miniskirts together is like my eyes are having a nightmare and can't wake up. Old lady, call What Not To Wear. #

Politics is like crapping… It takes effort, it stinks, and someone is always bummed by results (especially relating to placement). #
We should just collectively rename "politics" to "crapping". Ex: Senator Huff is bowing to crapping in the senate. Too much pressure! #
The real question: If someone craps on the senate floor, does anyone notice the smell? #
I bet once you get past the wood polish and xerox copy smell, it probably smells like a nursing home toilet in there. Old people & farts… #
Dear Santa: please leave your phone at home on xmas eve. CarrierIQ is watching and they know where are going, they know where you have been. #

@davekellett Drive is updated? To borrow from another strip we won't mention, SQUEE! Been jonesing since it was put on the back burner. in reply to davekellett #

Realized today that I had been sending out a questionnaire for a specific job to every opportunity I have worked on since. Whoops. Me=idiot. #
Not like a 100 times, but 3 times makes me feel like it was 10000. Shouldn't have happened *once*. #
I hope others read it and instead of thinking "what a tool", thought "wow, that is some solid info.". Now I know why those never panned out. #
Capital D A M M I T. That lil mistake just potentially killed (and in hindsight, probably did), three whole ops. I was wondering. #
Not like I am a slouch on whipping those up. I take the time to write each one specifically for each opportunity, I use it as a template. #
A template that happened to have three extra pages on the back end that I never scrolled to and did not notice the page counter. #
And the irony is, if I had printed them out, I would have seen it. But in today's world, it was all via email and web. Oh well. #
Heavy sigh. Mark it up as a learning opportunity. #

The dark, its menacing. The stalls, they're empty. The smells, they burn. The doors, swing inwards. Where am I? #guess #