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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-17

  • After the porn convention was bombed, the lead investigator arrived: "My god, there's dicks everywhere." And the rookie started puking. #
  • "How did they do it, Inspector? How did the terrorists bomb the porn convention?" "Tits," he replied. "Liquid explosive in all of 'em." #
  • "My god, they knew where to strike! How did they know to hit the porn industry?" The inspector frowned, "I suspect they used the internet." #
2010
03/17
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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-15

  • I noticed today that when someone sits down on the bus, they sit twice. Once to place their butt on the cushion and another to position it. #
2010
03/15
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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-09

  • If only I could grow a wicked fro, I would walk around saying "mahalo bro", and smoke only the best grow. But it shall never be so, oh no. #
2010
03/09
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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-05

  • A flight to go/Up at 3/Stretch seat a fee/Free drinks no/Off I go/Traveling fast/Barely out past/Seat narrow/Plain rolls by slow/So slow #
2010
03/05
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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-04

  • In other news gave a presentation on social computing at work, scared I am going to be virtually hunted now. Like a great cat. Grrrr. #
2010
03/04
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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-03

  • Pappadeauxs for dinner? Some over priced fish on the company's dime? Hmmm. #
2010
03/03
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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-02

  • Few things in this world funnier than a laughing baby. Well maybe a laughing dog, but those are rare. #
  • Another thing I learned from Lord of the Rings: Never trust anyone in a hoodie. #
2010
03/02
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-26

  • Jumped the Snark. Kind of like Jumping the Shark, but relating directly to once-funny Forum topics. #
  • I have to present what social media is to a corp task team next week. My first slide: "how we missed the boat". Too much? Funny, no? #
2010
02/26
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-25

  • Dawned on me today: I will never be hip. Honestly, I laughed midstride. #
2010
02/25
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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-23

  • Ever had a headache that feels like a nail in the temple? That's just your brain attempting to escape. No big deal. #
2010
02/23
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