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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-24

  • Somehow the Broncos win. I think there must have been an invisible player on the field. I see you, Ghost-of-xmas-past. Who knew you played? #
  • That was a miracle of a game, and a sorely needed win. And I am not a huge fan. When people like me see the need for a win… That's baaaad. #
  • And now I guess Tebow jerseys are going to jump in price a bit. Not the best game, but those last 4 mins… #
2011
10/24
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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-20

  • My company needs to relearn the definition of "leverage". Like Inigo Montoya would say "I do not think it means what you think it means." #
  • They say Leverage and spend an extra bucket of money. I say Leverage and spend zero. And if I heard the word Resource one more time… #
  • … I will bust out more Princess Bride quotes and reduce any sane argument down to a hilarious diatribe on MAWIGE. #
  • The darkness encroaches my headlights, looking back at me from the glass. No wonder Stephen King has written about evil cars. Yikes. #
2011
10/20
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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-19

  • And then chex starts calling me names… If I could only anthropomorphicize the chex mix and punch it in the GD face. #
  • CMAA (Chex Mix Addicts Anonymous). Me: "Hi my name is D. I have been an addict for 2 bags" Everyone else: "Hi, D!". #
2011
10/19
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Twitter Updates for 2011-10-18

  • Sitting in a pool, well, next to one really, sans margarita, sans beer, sans optional clothing. Sans everything really. Is it awesome? Nay. #
2011
10/18
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Twitter Updates for 2011-09-14

  • And its confirmed, my brain is the size of a walnut. Thanks Dad. (He is an Apatosaurus.) #
2011
09/14
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Twitter Updates for 2011-09-08

  • I wonder if anyone else flips themselves off in the mirror? #
2011
09/08
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Twitter Updates for 2011-08-22

  • I was offered Mystic Pizza… I said "screw julia roberts, I want *good* pizza" So we went to illiano's instead. #
2011
08/22
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Twitter Updates for 2011-08-16

  • There is a lady on my bus that is a serial comber. She gets on, hair soaked, and just combs and combs and combs. Nasty. #
  • Honestly. Its amazing she has any hair left after that much abuse. DAILY. #
2011
08/16
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Twitter Updates for 2011-07-28

  • I wish Service Packs applied branding changes. So you could glance at any machine and see its SP lvl, just like R2. #
2011
07/28
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Twitter Updates for 2011-07-20

  • Fuck the wind and its little grains of rock. My eyes would flip you off. If they could fucking see… And had little tiny hands. #
2011
07/20
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