Archive for the ‘ Tweetage ’ Category

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-20

  • Need an in-and-out burger in denver co. Or a blue sjy from amarillo tx in denver would be better. God I love blue sky burgers. #
  • Whatever the hell a sjy is. I meant sky obviously. #
  • Mmmmm blue sky burgers… a great reason to visit amarillo tx. Screw the big texan or any of the chain shit. Trust me, amarillo==blue sky. #
  • Of course if you go to amarillo, there is 1 restaurant for every 5 people, so you have your choise of eateries. Fireslice Pizza is good too. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-19

  • @davekellett Its not just Raspberries, its *all* berries. Damn little things are within their own accelerated time stream! #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-18

  • Jon Stewart's appearance on Fox with O'Reilly was a subtle (ok, not subtle) bitch slap. Is it wrong to have a #StewartCrush If so, tough. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-14

  • Its amazing to look at our world and realize what kind of cultural impact someone like Steve Martin has had. And he just keeps on rolling. #
  • Steve Martin: BAMF. (Google it.) #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-13

  • Server room cooling failed. Check. Huge fan put down. Check. Temps stable. Check. Sysadmin is awesome. Check? Anyone? Y'all kill me. #
  • I think the bus just broke down. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-10

  • So sore. So so sore. So so so, so so so, you get the idea. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-06

  • The bus always seems too hot or too cold… As if the optimum is an undesirable outcome. #
  • Thanks to the cold, my hands feel like I have been satisfying the white witch from Narnia. Except I am severely short on turkish delight. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-04

  • I like using ellipses, but I think I have accidentally replaced the semicolon. Die, semicolon, die… And bad grammar lives on. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-03

  • Wow, Obama's announcement about Osama Bin Laden is surprisingly shocking news. #obl #
  • Only 302 views? It is Bin Laden! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNYmK19-d0U #
  • I am glad my kids are too young for me to have to explain what the heck happened last night. #theworldisascaryplace #
  • And in 5 or so years my oldest will ask me what it was like to be there on 9/11/01. Is that the new "where were you when jfk was shot"? #
  • And I expect being a child, she will ask in such a way, it will sound like it happened hundreds of years ago… When dinosaurs were pets. #
  • And I will say that I had a pet threehorn, thank you very much. Trix was the best pet ever… too bad he died of Fatal Asteroid Syndrome. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-01

  • @ChicagoBurdman if I had a tripel belgium style beer – what kind of dessert would you recommend? #