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Twitter Updates for 2011-04-15

Wish I could abbreviate San Antonio as SanAn and get away with it. #
You know like SoHo or LoDo. SanAn. See? No? Ok, well nevermind then. #
I sometimes wonder if my coworkers in other states are alive. Its like schrodinger's cat, except it uses Instant Messaging. #
If I were to IM them, it would be making an observation as to their actual status, causing a quantum determination. #

@ccnewkirk just applied. The assessment was long, but strangely enjoyable. First time I have ever felt had a SAT flashback. in reply to ccnewkirk #
Back to work. FTP sites are calling for me to pull them from the aether and brought into existence. Sigh. #monkeyscoulddomyjob #
If Harry Potter had an MBA, http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/if-harry-potter-had-an-mba #
@wilw Don't think of them as spoilers… think of them as potential marketing hooks. in reply to wilw #
"Preloading Portal 2…" 0.3% is not encouraging. Good thing I have a week! #

Blu-ray and I got into some fisticuffs last night. The bastard took my retinas, but I took his pride, and his little drawer thingie. #

Bbc radio is full of VERY strong voices. I feel like I am getting shouted at. Or very possibly, very politely berated. #

Vomit, diarrhea, fever, and the shakes… ah, you had me at vo… mit? Wait a minute, what kind of date is this?!? #

@notch in denver co, that edge effect is common weather. So your biome crease is pretty accurate. in reply to notch #
11-11-11 seems to be the big day for game releases. . Of course I am speaking in the singular in this case. #
And that reminds me, I still have 2048 blocks of cobble to temper into smooth stone in our SMP Minecraft. If I was root, I wouldn't. :p #
Looking at you ballisticbuddha. #
Or should I say @ballisticbuddha. Serendipity! #
Too bad he is EST. (Estranged From Twitter). Note to self: berate BB on teamspeak tonight. #
I wonder how many 3PG'ers are lurking on twitter? I think I found another one. The Heavy would make fun of all of you. #
Bike is cleaned, oiled, and ready to put the miles on. #

Try as you might, it will still bother you. RT "Of the 1%, by the 1%, for the 1% http://t.co/sWNxnJP via @vanityfair" #
So bus is full. 1 lady taking up an entire bench. Should I stand in the aisle or slap the back of her head and politely ask: WHAT THE FUCK? #
I am tempted to start whistling sir mixalot's I like big butts very loudly while standing just slightly behind her. #passiveaggressive #
Funny. All the old ladies are giving her dissaproving looks. She is aloof. Perhaps an exiled queen, in a track suit, missing her throne? #
Unspoken affronts to civility mark the end of our civilization. We slowly expire in little pieces left by the side of the road. #

@ChicagoBurdman its the name and the brand. Small belgian brewery, import. Floral, with a bit of a citrus taste. Very smooth. in reply to ChicagoBurdman
Amazon knows what I want to read, thanks to their algorithm magic, and so they taunt me *everytime* I login. Everytime. #
@ChicagoBurdman speaking of beer, new fav in the house is kwak. Expensive, but so delicious.
@scalzi please call up amazon and tell them to release FN a month early. We can’t wait. (Signed, Adoring Masses).
@ChicagoBurdman god I am so jealous. If there was a naturally green beer, I would be it.

AT&T 3G performance in Denver, CO is horrible. Suspect failed equipment. Expect dropped calls, and poor 3G data access (if any). #
J – call my desk if needed. #
Second day of this shit from AT&T. Downtown denver is filled with nothing but static it seems, affecting all my 3G users. #

I hate how sleep claws at the back of my eyes. Like a dog wanting to get out. Hate. It. #
Sleeping while riding the bus… Looks creepy when other people do it, makes me feel vulnerable. Even surrounded by blue hairs. #
Must. Stay. Awake. #
I finished my book. So I have nothing but samples to read. But I don't want to go sample trolling because I may want to read the sequel. #
And reading books out of order is something I try to avoid. #