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Twitter Updates for 2011-06-01

  • I am having an existential… something. Not quite a crises, nor even an emergency. Situation? Minor Inconvenience? Bothersome event? #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-28

  • I live in an asylum. Sadly, the walls are not stuffed, nor do the doors lock. Yes, it is an asylum ran by the insane. #parenthood #
  • My house, where the walls are canvases, the couch is a plate, and the floors are a giant sandbox. And the laundry literally is ALIVE. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-27

  • 80 degrees today my ass. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-23

  • I tried to wait it out, take my time and savor Fuzzy Nation. And what do I do? Blow through it in a day. WTF. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-20

  • Need an in-and-out burger in denver co. Or a blue sjy from amarillo tx in denver would be better. God I love blue sky burgers. #
  • Whatever the hell a sjy is. I meant sky obviously. #
  • Mmmmm blue sky burgers… a great reason to visit amarillo tx. Screw the big texan or any of the chain shit. Trust me, amarillo==blue sky. #
  • Of course if you go to amarillo, there is 1 restaurant for every 5 people, so you have your choise of eateries. Fireslice Pizza is good too. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-19

  • @davekellett Its not just Raspberries, its *all* berries. Damn little things are within their own accelerated time stream! #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-18

  • Jon Stewart's appearance on Fox with O'Reilly was a subtle (ok, not subtle) bitch slap. Is it wrong to have a #StewartCrush If so, tough. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-14

  • Its amazing to look at our world and realize what kind of cultural impact someone like Steve Martin has had. And he just keeps on rolling. #
  • Steve Martin: BAMF. (Google it.) #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-13

  • Server room cooling failed. Check. Huge fan put down. Check. Temps stable. Check. Sysadmin is awesome. Check? Anyone? Y'all kill me. #
  • I think the bus just broke down. #

Twitter Updates for 2011-05-10

  • So sore. So so sore. So so so, so so so, you get the idea. #