discardia http://discardme.com/blog 9 out of 10 monkeys believe they are not behind glass Wed, 01 Sep 2010 09:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Twitter Updates for 2010-09-01 http://discardme.com/blog/2010/09/01/twitter-updates-for-2010-09-01/ http://discardme.com/blog/2010/09/01/twitter-updates-for-2010-09-01/#comments Wed, 01 Sep 2010 09:00:00 +0000 discard http://discardme.com/blog/2010/09/01/twitter-updates-for-2010-09-01/
  • Irish punk is the best way to start the day. That and coffee. Which I wish was irish. Heh. #
    • ]]>     http://discardme.com/blog/2010/09/01/twitter-updates-for-2010-09-01/feed/ 0     Oh, so true http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/31/oh-so-true/ http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/31/oh-so-true/#comments Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:15:04 +0000 discard http://discardme.com/blog/?p=914

    ]]>     http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/31/oh-so-true/feed/ 0     A man, a shovel, and some fucking sand http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/30/a-man-a-shovel-and-some-fucking-sand/ http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/30/a-man-a-shovel-and-some-fucking-sand/#comments Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:59:06 +0000 discard http://discardme.com/blog/?p=911 “What did you do this weekend?”

    “It involved a shovel and a bunch of heavy sand.”

    “Building a huge sand castle?”

    “Ha ha, very funny… and by the way, eat shit.”

    ]]>     http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/30/a-man-a-shovel-and-some-fucking-sand/feed/ 0     Twitter Updates for 2010-08-28 http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/28/twitter-updates-for-2010-08-28/ http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/28/twitter-updates-for-2010-08-28/#comments Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:00:00 +0000 discard http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/28/twitter-updates-for-2010-08-28/
  • "…because she is two thousand light years away." Yeah, that's it. Right there. #
    • ]]>     http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/28/twitter-updates-for-2010-08-28/feed/ 0     Another great RSA piece… Dan Pink on Motivation http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/27/another-great-rsa-piece-dan-pink-on-motivation/ http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/27/another-great-rsa-piece-dan-pink-on-motivation/#comments Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:48:34 +0000 discard http://discardme.com/blog/?p=908

    ]]>     http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/27/another-great-rsa-piece-dan-pink-on-motivation/feed/ 0     The New Market http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/25/the-new-market/ http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/25/the-new-market/#comments Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:39:32 +0000 discard http://discardme.com/blog/?p=903

    ]]>     http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/25/the-new-market/feed/ 0     Twitter Updates for 2010-08-25 http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/25/twitter-updates-for-2010-08-25/ http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/25/twitter-updates-for-2010-08-25/#comments Wed, 25 Aug 2010 09:00:00 +0000 discard http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/25/twitter-updates-for-2010-08-25/
  • Gatorade and vodka is surprisingly decent. The saltiness of the gatorade blends nicely with the bite of alcohol, with a sweet aftertaste. #
  • Thankfully not paying for it today. It was my "why not celebrate monday" drink. And I was out of pretty much everything else. #
    • ]]>     http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/25/twitter-updates-for-2010-08-25/feed/ 0     Twitter Updates for 2010-08-21 http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/21/twitter-updates-for-2010-08-21/ http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/21/twitter-updates-for-2010-08-21/#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 09:00:00 +0000 discard http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/21/twitter-updates-for-2010-08-21/
  • Fun fact: Gonzo's penis is a mirror image of his nose. #obscenelyruiningnostalgia #
  • Fun fact: Kermit's fingers always smell like bacon the morning after. #obscenelyruiningnostalgia #
  • The tragedy of Beeker: he only loved Professor Honeydew, and he was always fried in return. #
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  • netflix just fucking ate it. #
  • Instant streaming for netflix is still down. site keeps bouncing. #
  • Being sick in the summer sucks. More so than usual. #
    • ]]>     http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/13/twitter-updates-for-2010-08-13/feed/ 0     Itsnot fair http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/12/itsnot-fair/ http://discardme.com/blog/2010/08/12/itsnot-fair/#comments Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:02:47 +0000 discard http://discardme.com/blog/?p=897 No I am not missing a space between its and not. Itsnot fair.

    Like at all.

    I was just sick a month ago. And now I am sick again. Because honestly, if this is an allergy flare-up, then my allergies can go riproarin off and fuck themselves. My head is literally full of snot. Sinuses, Ears, Throat, Nose, probably my eyeballs, and I am pretty sure my brain is in there too.

    If I were to die this very instant, the coroner would have fun trying to explain to my wife how he found mucus surrounding every part of my neural tissue. All of the neurons coated in a fine layer of slime. And how, as he removed my brain to weigh it, the pressure from all the snot caused a small explosion that flung him against the wall, brain in hand, and broke his collarbone by the sheer force of hitting the wall. And as, he clutched the brain to his chest, and grabs at his screaming shoulder, a massive fount of grossness spews from my head, covering all his utensils, equipment, and shorting out his recorder. To say the least, he goes into post traumatic shock a few moments later from the experience and decides to move to Guatemala to farm lady bugs for the local monkey population.

    Yeah, I am not kidding. Guatemala.

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