Santantonio

I swear that is what I hear when people say San Antonio. Running it together so fast, you know you heard San Antonio, but in reality it was some mishmash of Sanantonio-ese. Texans seem to talk slow, as most southerners do, but anytime they say a city, it comes out much faster than the rest of the sentence. Austin is Ahstn, Houston is Ustin, Amarillo strangely enough is Amarilla.

So I guess my theory doesn’t fit all the towns in Texas. But nevertheless, it fits Saint Tony’s namesake.

Saint Tony, patron saint of TexMex.

I am air bound that direction, and probably won’t eat a single bite of good TexMex. Which is a shame. Nothing beats a good plate of delicious spiciness. Except when it comes out.

That can hurt. Great spouts of fiery death. But sooooooooooooooo worth it.

Pug = Any Dog

http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070118.html

Too true.

Amazing hard custom Guitar Hero 2 song

The Word: Postiveliness

Today’s word is Postiveliness.

The total and complete “positivity” that you are absolutely correct in all ways and that being easily recognized by others as a testament to your true balls-to-the-wall kind of attitude.

The fact that you may or may not be actually right is not the question, nor is it a concern. Because in your world there, champ, your postiveliness is mighty, and your opponents are weak.

You could be wrong, you could be right, but who cares? Your dick is indeed huge. And everyone is envious.

So go out there and be spread your postiveliness all over the place.

Spread it like you are a king, baby.

Web Comic Roll

If Web log == blog, and a list of blogs is a blogroll, then a…

Web comic == bomic? webomic? wecomic? webic? and a list of web comics is a Webicroll?

I dunno… but here is a list anyhoot.

Flaccid with Rage!

In response to the previous post

Ahhhhhhhh…… 1) Put a hole in the box. 2) Put your junk in the box. 3) Have her open the box.

CIMG0618

Justin Timberlake skit on SNL

Lego car factory

Apple Keynote

Finally. Jobs sure took long enough. Agh.

The iPhone!

Via…

Capping literally years of speculation on perhaps the most intensely followed unconfirmed product in Apple’s history — and that’s saying a lot — the iPhone has been announced today. Yeah, we said it: “iPhone,” the name the entire free world had all but unanimously christened it from the time it’d been nothing more than a twinkle in Stevie J’s eye (comments, Cisco?). Sweet, glorious specs of the 11.6 millimeter device (that’s frickin’ thin, by the way) include a 3.5-inch wide touchscreen display with multi-touch support, 2 megapixel cam, 8 GB of storage, Bluetooth with EDR, WiFi, and quadband GSM radio with EDGE — and amazingly, it somehow runs OS X.

And…

AppleTV

Well now we know that iTV has officially become Apple TV. It’s real folks: we got 802.11 b/g AND 802.11n, USB 2.0, Ethernet, WiFi, HDMI, bunch of standard outs, plus a 40GB hard drive — all powered by an Intel CPU. So resolution is only 720p — looks like a few folks are gonna be out of luck, but TV manufacturers are sure gonna be happy to sell all those new sets. Not just one, two or three but five computers can connect to the Apple TV box, making a true hub for all your PCs. You can watch content stored on your rig — movies, TV shows, photos, etc. — and you can also pull streaming vid directly off sites like…Apple.com! Plus, the box will even grab content from PCs outside of your house — finally, we can watch all the great swag that our rich can afford. Interested? You’ll be able to grab one immediately for $299.