9 out of 10 monkeys believe they are not behind glass

• And its confirmed, my brain is the size of a walnut. Thanks Dad. (He is an Apatosaurus.) #

Working in the center of a large US city, I see all types. Downtown is full of every type, stereotype or otherwise, that one can imagine. In fact, with a large University campus right in the smack of the city, it pretty much guarantees it.

So I have seen them. The dreaded Urban Hipster. They have their ironic look, their off brand cigs, and the look on their faces tells me that “of course you won’t understand”. Because they are just, you know, deep. But not. AT THE SAME TIME.

Then I saw this shit:

And I lol’d.

Then I walked to the bus stop, and on the side of a building, painted as a huge five story mural, I see this:

Do you see it? DO YOU SEE IT? Let me help…

Yes that is right, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SLAPPED WITH HISTORICAL IRONY!!!

Roll that in a ZigZag… and you know, be ironic with it.

• I wish Service Packs applied branding changes. So you could glance at any machine and see its SP lvl, just like R2. #

• Guy: So you're they one that keeps yelling "we are all going to die" in the back of the bus. Me: yep. G: How do you do it? Me: Ventriloquism #
• Me: how did you know it was me? Guy: Your lips were moving. Me: Damn that cheap internet course! #
• Guy: Why is that old lady behind us yelling about cheap internet courses? #