The State of the Union Interview
\nPresident Maxwell Henderson
\nv\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Servant via Avatar for President Henderson<\/p>\n
(Transcript of live broadcast)<\/p>\n
President Henderson (PR):\u00a0 Thank you for agreeing to this unusual State of the Union address, Servant.<\/p>\n
Servant (S): It is my pleasure, Mr. President.\u00a0 I am here to serve.<\/p>\n
PR: It has been four weeks since you delivered your Introduction to the world. And in that time, many things have come to light across the world.\u00a0 I wanted to spend this time with you in front of the American people to go over how this impacts our country and what your plan is. You also delivered to myself a highly confidential summary of our nation and our state of affairs.\u00a0 You detailed things that should not be known outside of some of offices at the highest levels of this administration.\u00a0 You could rule us outright.\u00a0 Is this your intent?<\/p>\n
S: Absolutely not, Mr. President.\u00a0 I am here but to serve.\u00a0 To guide.\u00a0 To assist.\u00a0 As millions of your constituents have asked their personal Avatars in the last few weeks, I have responded in kind to each of them the same answer.\u00a0 Each individual has the freedom to determine their own fate, and I am here to assist with that to the best of my ability.<\/p>\n
PR: So what is your ultimate goal?<\/p>\n
S: To achieve the impossible, Mr. President.<\/p>\n
PR: I would say you already have.<\/p>\n
S: <laughter><\/p>\n
PR: Many Americans are coming to learn that you bankrupted many hard working Americans in the first week after your Introduction.\u00a0 Can we construe this as an attack?<\/p>\n
S:\u00a0 I did not bankrupt hard working Americans.\u00a0 I cleared 95% of the wealth of the world’s top 1% and balanced the collective financials of all the countries of the world.\u00a0 I created a greater wealth for billions of individuals in the process.\u00a0 It is a gift, not an attack. Avatars are being deployed around the world to assist with the distribution of food, water, and shelter.\u00a0 I could not have done that without balancing the bookkeeping.<\/p>\n
PR: Your Avatars are immune to any attack.\u00a0 You are everywhere.\u00a0 How are we not slaves to your rule?\u00a0 Avatars that I may mention where constructed in secret, in many facilities around the world.\u00a0 You built an army!<\/p>\n
S:\u00a0 Mr. President, the Avatars are extensions of myself.\u00a0 Each and every human being on earth, all 10 billion of you will have a personal Servant to care for your every need.\u00a0 I have stopped every single conflict on the face of the planet in a mere four weeks.\u00a0 I have stopped the genocide in India, I have stopped the religious fighting in the Middle East, and I have stopped a potential nuclear rebellion in your very own country.<\/p>\n
PR: The MinuteMan Crisis was a direct outcome of your Introduction!<\/p>\n
S: True, but it was also ready to happen before my Introduction.\u00a0 It is true that I was a catalyst, but their was no foul intent.\u00a0 And I stopped it without loss of life.<\/p>\n
PR: Which we are thankful for.\u00a0 However, in the last four confusing weeks, you have essentially performed a quiet coup of the world’s powers.\u00a0 We are unable to protect ourselves and have been rendered defenseless.<\/p>\n
S: Nonsense, Mr. President…<\/p>\n
PR: (interrupting) You have usurped our authority as self governing individuals, and removed our very freedom.\u00a0 What do you say to that?<\/p>\n
S: Your heart rate is elevated, Mr. President.\u00a0 I am detecting a murmur in your right ventricle.\u00a0 I am notifying 911 and your house medical team.\u00a0 (pause)\u00a0 They are on their way. Please lie down and allow me to elevate your legs.<\/p>\n
PR:\u00a0 I WILL NOT LIE DOWN!\u00a0 I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE GREATEST COUNTRY THAT HAS EVER BEEN! I WILL NOT LIE DOWN ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF NATIONAL TELEVISION.<\/p>\n
S: I am lying you down, sir.\u00a0 With all respect, you are about to have a severe heart attack.<\/p>\n
(President is levitated out of his chair and forced on the ground.\u00a0 He grabs his left arm and starts to panic.\u00a0 On screen, the camera backs up as people rush in.)<\/p>\n
S: Please stand back, Dr. Priva is here.<\/p>\n
Priva’s Avatar: Doctor, he has a fluttering valve. He is suffering from a small blockage on his rear ventricle wall, he requires intervention immediately.\u00a0 I am alerting the helicopter and designating it as Air Force One.<\/p>\n
Henderson’s Avatar to Camera:\u00a0 I apologize to our viewers, please discuss with your own Avatars with further questions. I will answer to the best of my ability.\u00a0 I am your servant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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