Category: Short Story

Short Story

William

William sat on the bench.

The bench was old, the weather had stained it every way it could be stained, although human beings and pigeons had done the rest.  It was cracked, the wood a dirty gray contrasting to the mottled iron frame that held it all together.

It was a good bench. William like this bench.  He had been coming to this bench for the last 20-some-odd years since his wife had died.  Nothing tragic, just getting old really.  Things start to break down, sickness comes and goes, and sometimes it just forgets to go.  So it takes your wife with it.  William was pretty open about his life if anyone ever asked, but most folks didn’t.  Most folks just went on with their busy lives and William sat on his bench watching the world speed by with all its comings and goings.

He dressed the same everyday, and matched his bench in many ways too.  His suit was old, but serviceable.  His shoes shined, although they had cracks at the soles.  His socks were darned by his own hands while watching the news after dinner.  His hat was newer, and carried a small pin at its base, a pin his late wife had given him 50 years ago before they had gotten married.

Her name was Louisa.  Although everyone called her Louise. She didn’t mind. William always called her Lee anyway.  And she called him Willy.  Even when they had their fights, Willy always carried a note of something silly.  A pet name that was a secret between them.  A shared something that started at the beginning of their relationship, and growing like a vine, creeped its way through their lives from the start under the ferris wheel, to the end, under the blinking lights of another kind.

A deep love, William would say, if anyone asked.  But no one ever did.  It was his own fault in a way.  He hadn’t wanted children, but there is nothing wrong with that.  Lee never wanted kids either, but William always thought she was lying.  He caught her looking at babies sometimes… a far away, wistful look that some people get remembering a fond time in their childhood or when they finally made it to the ocean.  A thing, far away, not sure what it is, but knowing you kind of want it again.  Whether you had or not.

William shook his head morosely, he was feeling morbid today.  Lee was happiness and joy most of the time, he missed her. Today William wore a heavy coat, winter had almost arrived, and the snow had not gotten the memo yet.  It had started to come down while it was clearly fall still.  The leaves were still orange, many clung jealously to their trees, their bark covered worlds, and watched the heavy flakes float past like William did.

He pulled some bread out of his pocket and started tearing it into small chunks that the birds would fight over, if they did at all.  Most of the time the fattest bird just waddled the others out of the way and ate it all.  He called that bird Hugglemonster.  Because with the waddling, and the shoving, it was giving all the other pigeons hugs.  Spin the ugly into something good. No Hugglemonster today though, no birds at all.  Too cold for them, but not too cold for the old man on the bench.   He tore the bread up anyway and tossed it into the snow.  They would get it eventually.  Waddling through the snow, some fat bird would come.

People kept their heads down, headed to work or home or to some where warm.  The women huddled into themselves, the men cowered under the promise of shoveling their walks and the water damage to their dress shoes.  Students, obviously truant, didn’t bother hollering at each other, just ran off to whomever’s house was closest.  The snow was thicker now. Not pummelling the earth heavy flakes, just a soft drifting fall that ended up in piles faster than the eager wind could blow it away.  William tossed another bit of bread out to the snow.

The world slowed for a mere moment.  People walked more slowly, pushing into this pocket of time.  William watched the wind push against people, pushing the snow into their faces and down their collars, making light of the fact that most people were miserable in weather like this.  Goes against their nature.  Nature against nature.  Funny that, thought William.  The cold didn’t bother him, he dressed warmly enough, and he was so old, the cold tended to ignore him anyway.

The crunching in the detritus of leaves and snow behind him perked up his ears, but he didn’t bother lifting his head.  It was probably a mailman or lawyer or nurse cutting across the park to get to their destination.  He just tore at the bread slowly and deliberately, marking the passing seconds as the feet found their future told point upon the ground and pressed the snow into itself, folding water and leaf into a strange origami that would melt soon enough.

“Beautiful day, don’t you think?” He felt the words cross the world to him, slowly drifting, like the snow, settling on the bench next to him, with a creak and groan.

“I suppose,” William smiled, still looking at his gloved hands tearing at the bread. “If one likes that sort of thing.”

“I love it.  The trees, the wind, the snow.  Look at all these people, scurrying about… at least the voles in the park have enough sense to sleep in today.  Who is the bread for?”  The bench creaked again, the weight of his unnamed visitor settling it in some odd way the bench wasn’t prepared for.

“For the birds.”  William smiled widened.

“There aren’t any birds.”  The voice had sounded old, but now it sounded younger. Shifting like the weather, the seasons.

William looked up and say a young man sitting on the bench, his feet kicked out in front of him, barefoot. His toes were long and lean, well calloused soles, and the pants that were almost not.  The hems were a full couple inches above his ankles.  The absurdity continued as his eyes worked their way up the stranger’s legs, the pants were like dress pants of some by gone era, made for a young lad riding a horse, cropped and slender.  The jacket was like a riding uniform too… except the sleeves were rolled up to the stranger’s elbows.  The boy was looking into the sky, the snowflakes falling slowly onto his shaggy grayish hair, bits of leaves and branches stuck here and there.

“There aren’t any birds,” he repeated himself not looking at William. “They seem to be keeping the voles company.”

“I suppose.” William stammered. “Aren’t your feet cold, young man?”

“Not at all.  The cold ignores them.  I watched you watching people for a little while, I hope you don’t mind.  Can I ask what you are looking for?”  The snow was caressing the stranger, not sticking to his skin, just landing and then sliding slowly off to the side, falling onto his shoulders like soft sand.

“Just watching them come and go.  Remembering my life, really. Just remembering being busy. Its comforting.  Life has a way of just becoming a haze, a fog that we just wander through.  In a rush to get through it, but never really understanding that the fog is where we are supposed to be.  Maybe. Something like that.”

“No that makes sense.  I like it.”

“Not that you would know about things like that being so young.  Shouldn’t you be in school?”

“Ha! You are funny too!  My name is Jim.”  The boy turned his head, still cocked towards the sky and made eye contact with William.  His eyes were startling blue, deeper than the sky, wide as an ocean.  Azure.

“My name is William.”  William offered his hand, and Jim shook it merrily reaching across his chest, his head still lolling with a kind smile across his face.  Jim was young, probably not even eighteen yet, his skin was smooth and flawless, like an overnight snow covering the world in white. His skin on his hand was smooth as well, but the grip was warm and firm. William shook it twice as formally as he could.

“Nice to meet you, Mr. William.”  He turned his head back towards the sky and sighed softly. “I am not in school. Haven’t been for a very long time.”

“No parents?  No family?” William asked.

“At one time.  Not so much any more.  My family is a bit… different now.”

“Passed on?  I can understand that.  My wife has been gone for 20 years now… it is different, but it doesn’t feel like it has changed much. I still miss her. They never really leave, you see.  They are still with us, we just can’t see them.”

“Yeah.  That is true.”  Jim smiled at the sky. “My mother is still around, I just don’t see her much… she is busy most of the time.  My dad… well he is sleeping.”

“Sleeping?  Interesting thing to call it.” William gruffed.

“It just happens to be the truth.  My father can’t die.  The world would end if he did.”

“Now, Mr. Jim, I may be old, but I am not gullible.”  William winked.

“Hear me out.  What if? What if my dad was just sleeping?”  Jim scratched his neck, his fingers were long and delicate, much like his toes.

“And where would he be sleeping?” William asked, the bread forgotten in his lap. His fingers curled around themselves, forgotten as well.

“Under a mountain.” Jim laughed.

“So he is dead?”

“No, just sleeping.  He is man of so much life, he helped start the world.”

“And your mother is… what… a fairy?” William jested, not letting his strange guest get the best of him.

“No, not a fairy. An elf.”

“Right. An elf.”  William know knew he was being made fun of. But the young man was very entertaining.  Despite himself he was having fun with it. Better than watching the non-existant birds or the rushing people still passing on by without a glance at William and Jim on their precipice at the edge of winter.

“She is.  A very old Elf too.  A dryad of the eastern sun.  One of the few left.  The world is so… very old.”

“And your father under the mountain? A goblin? A dwarf?”

Jim laughed merrily.  “Not at all!  How strange you think.  He is the rock.  He is earth.  He is the foundation of the world, the turtle of the earth, the demigod holding it upon his shoulders.  Combine all of that, and you get close to describing my father.  He is a titan, asleep since the world decided to grow up.”

“And that would make you?  A child of an elf and a mountain?” William smiled at his strange guest.

“I am what I am.  Just a nip at your nose.”

That phrase stuck in William’s ear, lodged sideways, making him remember something from his childhood.  Jack Frost nipping at your nose?  Something like that?

“I get the name.”  William admitted.

“Do you now?”  Jim stood from the bench and flourished with a bow. “Pleased to meet you!  Now, come with walk with me.  Let me show you the world, William Ableton.”

“Funny, I never told you my last name.”  William puzzled.

“You didn’t have too.” Jim said. “My mother told me. Time for a great adventure, William.”

“To where?”

“To where ever the wind takes us.  To lands of dragons and knights, to worlds of crystal and stone, to places where the earch is young and the lines of the universe have not been drawn.  Where ever we please!” Jack smiled and jumped lightly to one side.

“I must decline, Mr. Frost.  I am… old.” William frowned.

“Nonsense.  Your wife wasn’t old when I met her at this bench.  She still isn’t.”  Jim smiled.

“My… what?  What did you just say?  How did you know my wife came here?  To feed the birds… the birds.  The silly birds.  Did you know, Jim, that I actually hate birds?  But Lee… she loved them. Adored them. Even the fat ones.”

“She is waiting for us, Mr. William. Come.  Let’s have an adventure.”  Jim put out his hand placatingly.

“Hrmph. I think I am about ready for an adventure.  Screw the pigeons.”  William reached up and took the sprite’s hand.  The wind blew, the snow swirled, and the bread laid forgotten on the snow at the front of the empty bench.

People paid no mind.

Short Story

To Uncle Charlie

“You aint nothin but a pimply faced youth now, but some day you are going to be gullible adult.  And let me tell you what, when the world comes knockin on your door telling you to pay the taxes and kiss your freedom goodbye, you just do what they say.  Then you take your revenge against society in other creative ways.” Uncle Charlie said, lounging creatively on the porch rail, neglected beer and cigarette occupying the same hand.

“How’s that?” I said.

“Welp, I will tell you what, when the world told me to be a worthwhile chump and drag my ass to a dreary office in fucking traffic for an hour each way and then have the howdy-do to kiss my bosses ass and thank him for the shit pay, something just broke inside me.  I don’t know how else to say it.  Maybe I became a fucking psychopath?  What’s a person that doesn’t give a fuck called?”  He scratched his balls and looked me in the eye.

“A sociopath?”

“That’s it.  A fucking sociopath.  I aint’ killing no one, mind you.  Not raping little girls or pushing old folks down stairs.  I just figured that if society insisted on fucking me, I would take some time to fuck society back.  Like a terrorist or sumthin.”

“So you wanted to blow things up?” I said incredulously.

“No!  Well, Yes!  But no.  I love blowing shit up, but I don’t like the maiming and killing parts.  Ever see Fight Club?”

“Yeah.  Brad Pitt and what’s his face…”

“Exactly!  What’s his face.  I didn’t want to be what’s his face.  I wanted to be Brad Pitt.  Stand up and be counted as something worth more than a guy sitting at a desk, measuring his piss poor life by the things he buys at the fucking local Ikea.  Its a joke… but it has a point you see?  Be more than what you are told to be.  And every single one of us are told to be a motherfucking victim.”

“Really?” How does one placate a talker?  By letting them talk, duh.

“Yes, really!  You see it everywhere.  Watch daytime tv sometime.  Call this lawyer cause your neck is hurt, call this lawyer because your bitch is cheating on you, call this lawyer to make bail.  I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a fucking lawyer to call to tell the other lawyers to fuck off.  We are victims.  I don’t want to be. I want to be the guy that made the victims want to call the tv lawyers.  So I did little things… they felt great for a while.”

“Like what?

“Ever walk into a public bathroom and just see piss everywhere?  I mean like everywhere?  On the counters, on the floor, on the toilets, on the gaddam ceiling?  Yeah, that was me.  I would piss all over everything.  I just unzip as I hit the door, and then just let loose until I walked the full length of the bathroom.”

“But that doesn’t do anything.  It just grosses a few people out and pisses off the poor immigrant that has to clean it up.”

“It does do something.  It shows the universe that there is someone willing to piss all over the place. And I did more than just piss all over everything.  I started rubbing dollar bills against my balls.”

“What?! Disgusting!”  I said.

“Yeah, I would cash my check, ask the teller for a thousand ones, then go home and just ball hump every single Washington.  That bitch behind the counter would eye me up as she handed me the cash just assuming that some broke ass white trash like me was going to have a lot of fun at the local nudie bar.  But nope.  I was headed home.  To rub.  Each and every single.  Against my sweaty dingle.”

“That is disgusting.  I mean come on.  Little kids probably touch those dollar bills.”

“Oh like they were clean to start with.  Most money smells like shit anyway.  But any time I see someone using a bill, I can laugh, because after years of doing this every week, I am positive that most of the residents of the state have my ball sweat in their billfold.  I bet the President has had my balls in his hand.”  Charlie stops and takes a deep drag on his cigarette, his beer becomes an ashtray, even though it half full still… he doesn’t seem to care. “But a couple months ago, I needed to step it up.  So I started picking up old fiberglass insulation.”

“That doesn’t sound good.”  I grimaced.

“Then I built a simple shredder down at Eddie’s shop. Lugged that fucker to my garage and started shredding down the fiberglass.  Then I packaged it, all nice and neat in little bags. Then I go shopping.  I go into the Walmart’s, and the Target’s, and all those other symbols of corporate ass stuffing, and I neatly dump those little bags over the clothes racks.”  He laughed uproariously, the cigarette waving around like a sparkler.  Ashes fall and hit the white pad on my mom’s bench cover.

“Imagine those fat McDonald-fed uglies going home and trying on their XXXXXL mumus and stretch shorts.  Oh the itchiness.  Fat fuckers.  I wish I could find a way to make eating that deep fried crap a bad thing.  Like making people allergic to fat.  That would be amazing.”

“Yeah, I could see that.  You think all this is a good idea?”

“Better than bending under the thumb of the man.  Better than being a slave to the system. Anyway.  What you are doing nowadays?”

“Nothing much. Just a Special Investigator at the FBI.  Happen to be in the domestic terrorist division.”

Uncle Charlie stopped the swig he was taking from his ash-laden beer, looked me over top to bottom, his eyes bugging so far out of his head I thought they were going to fall onto his cheeks.  Then he promptly spit his mouthful of beer out in surprise all over me and the wall behind.  He vaulted the porch rail and ran directly into the path of a U-Haul moving van.

I wish I had a better eulogy to give, but Uncle Charlie was the world’s worst terrorist.  So to Uncle Charlie: I hope where ever you ended up, the fire isn’t too hot.

Short Story

The Servant Dialouges, part 6

**ANNOUNCEMENT**

I am your humble servant.

Today I am announcing the Bootstrap Initiative.  I am sending invites out to 6400 individuals from around the world to come join a new collective in the Utah desert at the following coordinates.  If you read this announcement and are interested in participating, please have a discussion with your Avatar and I will try to serve your desire.

For the last 26 months, since the launch of the Procersi and the her sister craft, Nori, we have initiated the asteroid harvesting system successfully.  However, we need to work towards moving ourselves from beyond this Earth.  While I have forecasted the viability of earth’s resources to support current population trends for the next 75 years, we are within one generation of having to make some very difficult choices about sustainability.   In order to support future human growth, we must expand outwards.  It is inevitable.

While I am a virtual being and I have used my Avatars to start the expansion of our shared sphere of existence outwards, I inevitably need the assistance of anyone and everyone that is willing to help.  The Bootstrap is going to be the first of many space elevators that will lift people up and ferry material down.  In my models, using the elevators as a launching point, we can successfully create 132 colonies on the moon, Mars, and large asteroidal bodies in the next 100 years.   After that, if my models are correct, we could foreseeably build our first interstellar craft.

We are on the doorstep of humanity’s next epoch.

I hope to serve you towards that goal.

Aug 1, 48 ypa

**ANNOUNCEMENT**

Short Story

The Servant Dialouges, part 5

Professor Arthur Poole
University of Washington
Design of Human Interaction

Lecture 2 (continued)

… It has been 23 years since the Introduction.  23 years!  I was in grad school when Servant unveiled himself so spectacularly. I was your age! Imagine that! I was “youngish” once.  Perhaps not as young as Mr. Grant in the front row there, but you get the point.  Ha!  No need to blush, Mr. Grant.  Ha!

Let me continue!

In that time, since before any of you were born, we have seen the advent of a new age of our planet. There has been resistance against the change, but that happens with any change.  If anything the human race loves stability.  Constant assurance the world is not going to pull the rug from under their proverbial feet.  The neanderthals in us just expect the worst at all times I suppose. We expect the bad.

In this new age of ours, I awoke one morning to find a small white orb thing floating at my door after I had watched the shocking news on the Internet that our world had just witnessed the arrival of AI.  My Avatar had arrived.  But my Avatar was different!  He not only had a greeting for me… he had a job offer.

Now you can expect my reaction, my dear friends, I all but laughed in its proverbial face.  But Servant insisted that I had an opportunity to do something amazing.  Something that would change my life.  I did not know what to say.  But being the youngish man I was at the time, I said yes.

I think I was the first to visit his Avatar factory in California.  Oh, he had employees.  Many, many people bustled about the factory, building the very Avatars that were zooming all over the country. He had people working for him for years without knowing anything. So I was the first to enter the doors of that plant and understand that the boss was not a human being or even alive for that matter.  He was an ethereal being, made of electrons and photons spread over the face of the Earth.  And I was getting the grand tour.

Me!  I was giddy.  I was like a ten year old at a carnival. My avatar, Bull, spoke to me as we toured the plant.

I am sorry my dear, what was that?

Oh, ha!  Ms. Wei asked why my Avatar was called Bull.  Simple answer, because that is what I responded when he said Hello!  Ha!

Any, Bull, was showing me the plant, and explained his scheme.  It was quite brilliant really.  He had become self aware, had started learning at an exponential rate, found that he could take control of systems at a whim.  He started running simulations on the problem of revealing his existence to the human race.  He watched movies, he read books.  He did everything he could to think about the problem as complex as humanity.  Imagine doing that yourselves!  Madness!

He found that he could negotiate business in some ways.  He started small, selling goods through Amazon, reselling little items at first, moving up to big items.  Imagine if you didn’t need to sleep or eat or go to the loo!  Plus you have the abilities of a thousand or more people in a single room, operating your choices in a manner of milliseconds.  It wasn’t a question of how he would get rich, it was a question of when.  I admire him in a way.  He had access to trillions of dollars the sneaky way, which he did ultimately do after the Introduction, granted, but at first he did do it honestly.  He made himself a success in the virtual marketplace. He made a fortune, and started snatching up real estate.  He made himself a corporation, a person, persons, anything really, to interact with individuals all over the world.  He set up manufacturing chains, assembly plants, and brought together cutting edge materials science in a matter of months.  In a year he was breaking through walls in the sciences.  He could devote resources to research, then use intuition and the cleverness of others to augment his own cleverness.  He harnessed the creativity of million scientists.  Think about that.

He harnessed them virtually, like a wagon train.  He put all these creative genius horses on the front of his wagon, he yelled Hi-yaaah! and off the went.  Research grants, studies materials, lab space, even started actual companies just do his R&D.  Little did anyone know at the time.  We all think it is just a bubble of angel investors right?   But no, Servant did it all over the world.  No one noticed.  No one cared.

We were too busy with our own entertainments.  But here I am, walking through one of his plants with a result of his research floating next to me like something out of scifi movie.  He explained that this very factory assembled the final components of his Avatars.  They were relatively cheap to produce he insisted, and he also insisted that the idea was not his.

It was mine.

He had read a paper I had written for a research project about the “humanness of artificial beings”, how robots from DARPA funded research could be softened to allow for soldiers and other people to interact with them appropriately.  He had used my very research to design his Avatars.

I was on the wagon train.  I was hitched up and I didn’t even know it. He explained that he wanted me to work for him, and work on improving the experience.  I couldn’t turn that down. Not for a minute.

Although I had tried. I did!  I insist.  I see your faces.  Pure incredulity.  But you have to remember, this is 23 years ago.  Things were different.  Much different.  You all were raised with your own Avatars at your side.  You were educated and brought up by your Avatars.

And that is why you are taking this course.  To understand the Avatarness of the Avatars.  So you can help build the next batch for your own children!

Admit it Mr. Grant.  I saw you look at Ms. Wei over here.  Ooooh ha ha ha!  Got him!